Hung like a clown

To seemingly make sense at first but then, upon further scrutiny, to actually make no sense at all. Pure gibberish.

"Don't pay any attention to what Jimmy says; he's hung like a clown."

by Fred Funt December 8, 2021

Hung-arian

Hungarian's have the biggest schlongs.

Super hot chick - Wow that dude ravaged me last night in many orifices.

Super hot chicks friend that is not-so-hot but has a beautiful inside - Yeah that guy is Hung-arian what did you think?

by wormdrink414 January 15, 2009

Hung Cat

A variation of a "moon", where you tuck your dick and balls between your legs and/or cheeks and expose yourself from the rear by bending

Im a dirty french bastard.

by F.a.S - Alex "Chadahooch" Leighton June 2, 2003

hung his socks up to dry

Bodycheck someone so hard their skates leave the ice. Generally used only by Bob Cole and the few remaining hockey personalities older than him.

"Laraque really hung his socks up to dry there! Wow!"

by Basement Boy June 11, 2006

hung like your mom

Having a penis so large, it makes your mom's penis look small.

Krim: "I had a gay fuck last night and, man, that guy was hung like your mom!"

by Lee Ji Hoon December 19, 2007

hung over as fuck

You attempt a sentence but as far as you can get is I'm hungover as fuck....

Sarah: So, late night huh? bet you're feeling..
Jenn: Hung over as fuck....
Sarah: Don't even attempt to finish that, I feel your pain
Jenn: much appreciated don't think i have the mental capacity to finish a full sentence

Sarah: hungover as a fuck...ing person drinking tequilla for the 1st time
Jenn:...yep that would about sum things up...ughhhh

by drunkydrunkfuck April 15, 2012

Hung Like A Turtle

When your dick is half the length of your body!

Leonardo hurt all the girls because he was hung like a turtle! Even the foxes are scared of him!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 30, 2017