Hot-Pocket Master

A person, usually a male college student, with an extraordinary ability to make Hot-Pockets.

Qualifitcations include:

Possessing a drivers license(needed to go to the market to get the Hot-Pockets)

A car(also needed to obtain Hot-Pockets)

A freezer(needed to store Hot-Pockets)

A microwave/oven(needed to prepare Hot-Pockets)

Alex is obviously a Hot-Pocket Master whereas Morgan is not.

Hot-Pocket Master by BarberShop May 21, 2008

Hot Pocket Parachute 

A term used when a male stuffs his penis inside of a females anal for 5-10 seconds until female preforms a fart; then quickly the male releases the penis from the anal leaving a parachute of poop shooting from the females rectum onto the mans chest. This action can also be done without the discretion of the male.

Guy 1: So bro, how was hanging out with that Russian chick? I heard she does nasty shit...

Guy 2: Ever Heard of a Hot Pocket Parachute?

Guy 1: Um, no; wtf is that?

Guy 2: Go to Urbandictionary.com and look it up.

Guy 1: Are you ok, man?

Guy 2: .......no...

Hot Pocket Parachute by TommyBecks September 12, 2010

Hot Pocket Nut Bucket 

During the process of a gangbang while the gangbangers (the pockets) wait their turn, they place their erect penis's in each others anus's in a human centipede like chain. these participants do not engage in sexual movements, but rather simply sheath their cocks into each for warmth while awaiting their turn.

Brad: Hey bro, how was your night?
Chad: It was awesome bro I went to this gangbang in the woods, it got a little chilly so we pulled the Hot Pocket Nut Bucket.
Brad: That sounds awesome bro!

Hot Pocket Nut Bucket by RexMountain1234 March 6, 2018

Hot Pocket jizz 

The sauce or cheese that drips out of a hot pocket

Jared: Hey, dude what kind of hot pocket is that?
Leo: Ham and che-...GOD DAMN IT JARED! I HAVE HOT POCKET JIZZ ALL OVER MY SHIRT!

Hot Pocket jizz by HotPocketsXD July 6, 2013

hot pocket squirt 

Relating to 'Alabama Hot Pocket'

verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.

My boyfriend loves it when I hot pocket squirt on his dick. alabama hot pocket squirtpussycuntcooter

hot pocket squirt by Mini Stache Ryder c}-: October 6, 2016

Hot Pocket Herpes 

The stringy bits of flesh that hang down from the roof of your mouth after having consumed scalding hot food. For oral abrasions caused by the texture of the food, rather than it being hot, use Captain Crunch Mouth.

Jim: Dude, why do you have needle-nosed pliers in your mouth?

Carey: Man, I got a bad case of the hot pocket herpes from those pizza rolls.

Hot Pocket Herpes by Anarchist Quaker June 2, 2009

Hot Pocket Effect 

n. When you eat a food that feels great when you're eating it but five minutes later it makes you very tired and bloated. Derived from the title food, Hot Pockets, which are famous for being disgusting and delicious at the same time but ultimately causing a nap to ensue a few minutes after its consumption. Examples include Hot Pockets, Lucky Charms and McDonalds.

I shouldn't have had so many Lucky Charms, man. I'm feeling the Hot Pocket Effect.

Hot Pocket Effect by blafinigan4 August 25, 2010