Fish Hook

When one grabs a women with a claw like hand in the private area.

When grabbing yell Arrrr the vicious "Fish Hook" in reponse you will have pulled or will recive a slap.

by Dmitry Vorobiev October 18, 2008

snooki-hook

The act of hitting a female, most commonly in the face with use of the fist.

"When it became evident she wasn't going to make me a sandwich, I damn near snooki-hooked her on the spot."

"If that silly bitch joins one more Facebook fan page expressing her emotions I'm going to snooki-hook her into next Wednesday."

by Liam Shag January 4, 2010

Brown Hook

The act of forming a hook shape with either 1 or 2 fingers and proceeding to jam it into your buddy's ass to see his reaction and discomfort. It is not at all homosexual but extremely hilarious. One usually screams HOOK!! during the action of brown hooking someone.

Worker 1-(bending over to pick something up)
Worker 2- (Screams HOOK!!)and brown hooks the unsuspecting worker

by The Hook Inventor November 28, 2007

Dirty Fish Hook

When you stick yer finger up a chick's poop chute, hop on her back, stick yer finger in her mouth, and give the 'ol fish hook.

Clay couldn't wait to give his wife the dirty fish hook and make her taste her own feces.

by Fudgy McPoo February 2, 2004

Shit Hook

Slang for the US Ch-47 "Chinook"

Here come the shit hooks, take cover!

by screecwe August 21, 2009

hook and pile

When the dominate in a sexual relationship "hooks" both hands in the other person's asshole, spreads them, then proceeds to shit a "pile" in their partner's asshole.

Dude i cant wait to pull another hook and pile on my girlfriend tonight.

by Jackson and Doug December 9, 2019

not with hook's dick

a term used to describe the unattractiveness of the opposite sex. Typically used by men in reference to women.

She is so ugly - not with hook's dick.

by Jwales December 25, 2010