Hoodie noose 

When you try to take off your hoodie and it’s not coming off and it strangles you

I tried to take off my hoodie and it hoodie noosed me

Hoodie noose by Hoodie noose maker November 6, 2023

Hoodie Alzeimers 

Usually affects golfers with English descent and those skilled in architecture.

“I was going to get a ticket next week. Well hoodie Alzeimers hit me again!”

Hoodie Alzeimers by Eccspert March 22, 2024

Hoodie Alzheimers

Usually affects golfers with English descent and those skilled in architecture.

“I was going to get a ticket next week. Well hoodie Alzheimers hit me again!”

Hoodie Alzheimers by Eccspert March 22, 2024

hoodie mode 

The act of pulling your hood up on your head to focus on your task or to get ready for action. Also used when a hoodie is considered a disguise for surveillance.

When Luke Cage goes into hoodie mode, you know shit's about to go down.

Just because I'm in a tree outside your bedroom window in hoodie mode doesn't mean I'm stalking you.

hoodie mode by Carrie Oakie June 25, 2024

Hoodie pocket 

Someone, something, or a situation that is untrustworthy, unreliable; sketchy.

You ever put items in your hoodie pocket just to have them fall out? Hoodie pockets can not be trusted to hold your keys or phone. Someone people are like hoodie pockets. Don’t be a hoodie pocket.

She’s a hoodie pocket bro no cap

That’s hoodie pocket af, I could never

That’s giving hoodie pocket

Hoodie pocket by Blasé blasé January 20, 2025

Hoodie Gang 

A Group of uncircumcised men who occasionally gather to drink, consume e cigarettes and marijuana. The group consists of Alex, Alok, Darren, Jaedyn, Nick.

The gathering of Hoodie Gang will concurred on Tuesday night at the Hooded Cabin.

Hoodie Gang by TheOneWhoShallNotBeUnhooded August 11, 2025

speer hoodie 

A hoodie featuring the head of former German Minister of Armaments and War Production during World War II, as used in the Hearts of Iron 4 mod "The New Order: Last Days of Europe", captioned with the repeated statement "SPEER HOODIE". Mostly worn by the severely obsessive pasty followers of the mod, who congregate on the subreddit /r/DSRfunny

"Speer hoodie, Heydrich sweatpants, Himmler Hat, Goring crocs, and Bormann backpack" - one reddit user, responding to the initial post which revealed the Speer hoodie, in an attempt to further ruin the world

speer hoodie by why dsrfunny why August 7, 2021