Honk-Honk-Scooby-Doo

Something to randomly yell out in complete silence with an exaggeratedly low-pitch voice.

*akward silence, people stand around doing nothing, someone looks around with shifty eyes as the crickets barely chirp, then yells* Honk-Honk-Scooby-Doo!

by Kayla Pape October 15, 2003

Honk a load

An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.

I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.

by southwestchickensalad February 2, 2023

honk the chonk

The act of one person putting out their fist, and the other person putting their index fingers in the end of their fist.

Bro, I haven’t seen you in forever! Honk the Chonk!

by RonSwan December 24, 2019

Honking Clam

Used to describe a busted nut on a bus.

Used by bus drivers to describe a busted nut on the bus.”Thomas there is a honking clam in the back of the bus. I know it was you because that was the seat you were in this morning.”

by Honkingclamboi February 16, 2018

Dog honk

Dog shit

For the love of Mary I've just stood in a steaming pile of dog honk

by Kiki1111 October 4, 2021

Honking the Hog

To masturbate a male apendage, a penis

I honked the hog last night
I'm honking the hog

by PhallicQuan99 June 30, 2022

Honk the bird

To take a hit of a vape pen.

“Hey man, wanna honk the bird before class?”
“I went to go honk the bird and the battery was dead.”

by TastyGrapes October 12, 2023