the greastest people are named heather and i learned that becouces she is my bff and they are kind but they are hard to find but they are just great people and there super funny and chill
by scorpion_games February 21, 2022
Get the heathermug. Someone who is less than amazing, funny or sporty. Actually she is mega bitch. If she doesn't kill you from boredom with the meaningless dribble she oozes into the atmosphere like a 1960s car spewing lead in a 5 year old's lungs, she'll drown you in endless streams tears she cries in seek of the smallest crumb of pity.
WARNING: If you are a man Heather will try and straddle you to within an inch of your life. Even if you desperately try and cover your crotch she will wrap those sweaty tree trunks around your face. Don't worry this doesn't mean she likes you, it is only because she is only comfortable if she has something with a y chromosome between her legs.
WARNING: If you are a man Heather will try and straddle you to within an inch of your life. Even if you desperately try and cover your crotch she will wrap those sweaty tree trunks around your face. Don't worry this doesn't mean she likes you, it is only because she is only comfortable if she has something with a y chromosome between her legs.
You: Heather is crying. Again.
Me: I thought I saw her with _____
You: Yeah she is riding him like a 'My Little Pony' whilst wiping her snotty nose on his back.
Me: I thought I saw her with _____
You: Yeah she is riding him like a 'My Little Pony' whilst wiping her snotty nose on his back.
by themingemobile November 13, 2011
Get the Heathermug. Heather is a Meth head slut who makes it on all the ratchet list has been with every guy she meets, thinks she gods gift to the world, her height is short like all relationships she's needy more then anyone ever you meet one run
by Fixxerguy June 7, 2016
Get the Heathermug. Noun. Slang. The female version of a "Chad". Stereo typically a 'sorority' type girl wearing preppy sweaters, talk as if they are the BEST and most elite people that are entitled to the world. Their catty attitude initially makes you want the chase, yet in the long run, these "Heather's" turn out to be VERY high maintenance. HIGH RISK LEVEL for STD's, even orally. Suggestions = wear two condoms and talk with a Valley Girl Accent. "Name dropping" and male manipulation are common practice.
by Find the Good April 9, 2015
Get the Heathermug. by Graemekat January 12, 2011
Get the Heathermug. This bitch heathered me last night and told me to fuck off if I didn't do what she asked. I said fuck you heather!
by Sneaky Snake March 31, 2005
Get the Heatheredmug. by Hippofett September 24, 2016
Get the heathermug.