Harold

The most drippy, hot, and swagger man in the entire world. Everyone should know a Harold or own one. If you know a Harold keep him close his drip is undefined.

Kevin: Do you know Harold?

Devon: Yeah man he’s got drip

by Steve Mane February 20, 2021

Harold

The person who belongs to Boo Bear

Person A: Did you see Harold's tweet?
Person B: Was it this one? 'everyone has a titanic moment for the first time'?
Person A: Yes, of course

by Lynxxh April 4, 2021

Harold Wall

The fattest meek In the known universe and can be turned into a worlds supply of bars of soap

Stop being such a Harold Wall

by Harold “fatneek” wall April 23, 2021

Harold

the primordial sexual being and lord of lust who, despite sexually mutilating his wife, forbade her from using contraceptives and, even after rearing many children, ravaged her uterus post-menopause

Sap: Harold, I know you can’t get get enough of my bussin’ pussy but you’ve kept me locked in this sex dungeon for ten years and you won’t even acknowledge when I say the safe word! Peanut, Harold, peanut!!
Harold: …

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 June 12, 2021

Harold

a sexually attractive and super chill girl who prefers to hangout with the guys to avoid girl drama.

Dude, I love our Harold.

by UrbanKing123 June 15, 2021

Finnian Harold Andrews

The act of pretending to be a specific age and another gender to be with someone like, then, when you break up, to lie about your information, and say you are older, when you are infact younger.

I want to be just like Finnian Harold Andrews!

by TOOLBEAT July 18, 2025

Old Harold

An old man that often spends his time in his condo. He often goes outside and angrily yells at the neighborhood kids for the hell of it, and his hairline has receded past the top of his head. He also occasionally fakes seizures to try and get insurance money (it always fails), and is overall a bitter old man to have to deal with.

Jack: Hey, did you hear that Old Harold is in the hospital again?
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.

by ChuckChuckGoof August 1, 2025