Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
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Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker June 4, 2018

Hammocked

To be spun around in a front or backflip like motion and slammed to the ground. Similar to the “clothesline” but requires the victim be slammed down.

“Did you see that dude running along and Chuck just stuck out an arm and slammed him down?”

“Yeah man, homie got hammocked!”

by Ezekiel tha Prophet October 9, 2020

Bean hammock

A racist term that is suggestive towards people of Latino descent

God, look at those bean hammocks over there. Too bad Trump is sending them back to their taco shacks:

by Bigdaddychease May 31, 2017

hammock pointe elementary

The worst school ever ugh a lot of elementary relationships white people say the n word all the time girls that wear crop tops and don’t get dress code and they don’t like black people.

Hammock pointe elementary is such a bad school

by Umyourugly September 13, 2021

Hammock

Slang for a hamburger with tomatoes, cheese, pickles and onions.

I would like a double hammock, please.

by AllStudyNoExam September 1, 2019

Shit Hammock

A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.

There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.

by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021

banana hammock

g string for men holding their, well, holding their hairy cock

i love your banana hammock

by regerts kinda like rug rats June 26, 2019