hamburger tits

a fat women with saggy sweaty breasts with unusually large nipples

she deffinatly should be at this nude beach , her hamburger tits are making me sick .

by aprillll June 17, 2005

Earl Of Hamburger

The man that rules over the land of hamburger with an iron fist.

"The current Earl of Hamburger is a tyrant!"
"Yes, he has raised the lettuce tax by 5%"

by The Bishop July 11, 2004

hamburglary

The zen art of burglarizing hamburgers and other such things. Introduced by the grand master Hamburglar, perfected by the zen master himself Nithron.

"Did you see that guy pilfer all those leet warez?! That's pure hamburglary!"

by Nithronn February 18, 2009

Hamburgeium

Lifty heaven. A place where fat asses can eat all the hamburgers they desire.

Hey Lifty, are you from Hamburgeium?

by Zeke 4 one is he June 12, 2012

hamburger fog

A state of induced lethargy and complacency brought on by the mass consumption of hamburgers.

"Hey, we're going out to meet some people, you want to come with?"

"I'd love to dude but I'm mired in a hamburger fog."

by narcloft February 2, 2014

Hamburglar

When you buy McDonald's, break into someone's house, eat it and leave your garbage behind.

Oh no! My house is a mess! The Hamburglar struck again!

by black as truck December 1, 2016

Hamburger Hand

When you wipe your ass, and you pull your hand out and there's brown on it.

Brett: Owen?
Owen: What Brett
Brett: Can you finish wiping my ass? I got Hamburger Hand

by Lils6m May 5, 2018