Ham

a simplified way of stating that something is sweet, cool, rad, or awesome. It is also loosely used for the object known as a 'Conveyor Belt' .

Where'd you get dem Nikes? Damn those are ham!

by tonyrave69696969696 March 24, 2010

HAM

a Hot A$$ Mess; when something is or looks terrible

Her new hair doo is a HAM!

by emjaye1205 November 26, 2010

HAM

someone that hates azns and does ._. all the time

ham is leet

by ,_, December 11, 2003

HAM

Hard as a Mothfucka. Essentially, being very passionate about something. The term derives from a vernacular of English language known as Ebonics. It was made popular by an American popular artist and international megalomaniac named Kanye West.

Maria goes HAM during her performances

by MadmanBlanco November 26, 2014

the ham

Instead of saying, "thats the shit" you would say "thats the ham" in case of family presense.

"Did you see Andy t-bad that inanimate object?"

"Yeah, it was the ham!"

by trojan_man007 October 2, 2008

HAM

Acronym for He's A Mess.

Dude, Jonathan just ran across a four lane highway holding his pants in one hand and a snowboard in the other. Did I mention he was drunk and bleeding from the chin? What a HAM.

by Hamalicious September 28, 2011

ham dinner

A rim job thru a pineapple slice.

Your mother squealed like a piggy when I was giving her a ham dinner.

by tenesmus October 11, 2014