A long-standing traditional greeting of the Vice-President (or 'Librarian') of The Oxford Union Society, in honour of the long line of genial Germans who seemed to thrive in the position.
by Hasan A. Ali September 22, 2011
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Ultraussie : Hey, fucking Non RPer mods banned me again
::DarkDays:: : fuck they banned me too, lost my furniture and shit
Ultraussie: God mate, should we own the noobs again?
::Darkdays:: : or leave habbo?
::DarkDays:: : fuck they banned me too, lost my furniture and shit
Ultraussie: God mate, should we own the noobs again?
::Darkdays:: : or leave habbo?
by Ultraussie March 21, 2009
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a bike shop legendry for its crap bikes which would have gone bankrupt years ago if not for its mildly successive car department whixh is mostly occupied by chavs buying neons for their ford focus.
the bike department mostly employs high school drop outs who cant even spell bike and think they are the sex because they can wheely on their saracen x-ray. if you are planning to buy a bike from halfords take a tool kit with you because there is a 95% chance that at least one part will fall off on the way home.
if you want to ern yourself minimum wage, can name at least 2 parts of a bike and have a highschool education then you are way overqualified to work at halfords.
the bike department mostly employs high school drop outs who cant even spell bike and think they are the sex because they can wheely on their saracen x-ray. if you are planning to buy a bike from halfords take a tool kit with you because there is a 95% chance that at least one part will fall off on the way home.
if you want to ern yourself minimum wage, can name at least 2 parts of a bike and have a highschool education then you are way overqualified to work at halfords.
person with a basic knowlage of bikes: why are your forks on backwards?
retard who bought his bike from halfords: na man shut up halfords did it so its supposed 2 be like that init
person with basic knowlage of bikes: halfords did it? need i say more?
retard who bought his bike from halfords: na man shut up halfords did it so its supposed 2 be like that init
person with basic knowlage of bikes: halfords did it? need i say more?
by Chav Hunter1 August 7, 2006
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A pretty good place to find a temporary eGirlfriend/Boyfriend, but watch out for kiddy fiddlers
A pretty good place to find a temporary eGirlfriend/Boyfriend, but watch out for kiddy fiddlers
by bobby! June 6, 2007
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A place where 11-15 year olds visit on Habbo to pretend they have some form of a 'social life'. Here they 'simulate' a job experience 24/7 by trying to help newer Habbos in the hotel.
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New Habbo: GOD I'VE BIN SCAMMED...?!1
Habbox Worker: You need to use the call for help tool!
New Habbo: YER W/E F'UCK U..K?!1
Habbox Worker: That's it! I'll have to report you via the blue question mark in the bottom right hand corner, so you can be removed!
New Habbo: Oh f'''uck.
Habbox Worker: You need to use the call for help tool!
New Habbo: YER W/E F'UCK U..K?!1
Habbox Worker: That's it! I'll have to report you via the blue question mark in the bottom right hand corner, so you can be removed!
New Habbo: Oh f'''uck.
by Asher Habbo October 8, 2005
Get the Habbox mug.Oh, the joys of Habbo! Don't ya just love it? Perves trying to find out where you live, 9 year old noobs, crap moderators, the swearing filter... its all so wonderful!
Let me share some of my wisdom with you.
Perverts: Far, far to many. You can't walk in a room without someone going a/s/l? all the time. Litrally, when I went on habbo to see if it had got any better (hell no), I saw 5 perves asking people where they lived in a fucking day. Don't trust anyone on Habbo. Perves! The lot of them!
Noobs: Yeah. You walk straight into Habbo hotel (with 2 crappy cars in the car park) and all you can hear is 'omg ur so hot wanna go out?'. Well, unless all of a sudden people find 3cm tall pixelated charchters hot, I'm pretty sure its fucked up.
Furni: If you don't have any 'good' furrni, don't expect ANY friends. Ok? Either cough up $50 for coins or you might as well delete your habbo.
Language filter: Ok, I understand wanting to block it, considering they pay so much less attention they have 9 year olds on their game. But, come ON. Bobba. For fucks sake, BOBBA. Is that the best they can fucking do? Yup, thats right kids, you swear on habbo, it will appear as BOBBA. And also, even if their part of other words, they wont let that through either. Eg. essex will become esBobba. Retarded.
Thats only a few things that show you Habbo is frickin' gay.
Let me share some of my wisdom with you.
Perverts: Far, far to many. You can't walk in a room without someone going a/s/l? all the time. Litrally, when I went on habbo to see if it had got any better (hell no), I saw 5 perves asking people where they lived in a fucking day. Don't trust anyone on Habbo. Perves! The lot of them!
Noobs: Yeah. You walk straight into Habbo hotel (with 2 crappy cars in the car park) and all you can hear is 'omg ur so hot wanna go out?'. Well, unless all of a sudden people find 3cm tall pixelated charchters hot, I'm pretty sure its fucked up.
Furni: If you don't have any 'good' furrni, don't expect ANY friends. Ok? Either cough up $50 for coins or you might as well delete your habbo.
Language filter: Ok, I understand wanting to block it, considering they pay so much less attention they have 9 year olds on their game. But, come ON. Bobba. For fucks sake, BOBBA. Is that the best they can fucking do? Yup, thats right kids, you swear on habbo, it will appear as BOBBA. And also, even if their part of other words, they wont let that through either. Eg. essex will become esBobba. Retarded.
Thats only a few things that show you Habbo is frickin' gay.
Perv: Hi!
some faggot: Hi!
Perv: Whats your name?
fag: I'm not allowed to give it out.
Perv: Ok, I'll keep all my furni to myself.
Fag: Oh, wait! Its Johnny. Johnny Smith.
Perv: Ok, Johnny. Where do you live?
Johnny: I can't give that out either!
Perv: I'll give you credits.
John: Oh, ok, (some bullshit place here).
Perv: Ok!
News: 9 year old Johnny was raped and killed yesterday evening. All the investigators could find was a conversation on Johnny's pc...
Noob1: hi ur so h0t wanna go out
Noob2: yeah i luv u babe lets get mari3d
Noob1: ok!
Half an hour later
Noob2: its not working out
Noob1: omg no please dont leave i luv u plzzzzzzzzzzzz
Some kid: Wahhhh I need a mommy
Some other kid: ill be ur mommy!
They get to the Mommy's home
kid1: oh wait i dont wanna be ur kid no more u aint got no furni
kid2: no please dont leave i need u :(
Habbo Hotel is retarded.
some faggot: Hi!
Perv: Whats your name?
fag: I'm not allowed to give it out.
Perv: Ok, I'll keep all my furni to myself.
Fag: Oh, wait! Its Johnny. Johnny Smith.
Perv: Ok, Johnny. Where do you live?
Johnny: I can't give that out either!
Perv: I'll give you credits.
John: Oh, ok, (some bullshit place here).
Perv: Ok!
News: 9 year old Johnny was raped and killed yesterday evening. All the investigators could find was a conversation on Johnny's pc...
Noob1: hi ur so h0t wanna go out
Noob2: yeah i luv u babe lets get mari3d
Noob1: ok!
Half an hour later
Noob2: its not working out
Noob1: omg no please dont leave i luv u plzzzzzzzzzzzz
Some kid: Wahhhh I need a mommy
Some other kid: ill be ur mommy!
They get to the Mommy's home
kid1: oh wait i dont wanna be ur kid no more u aint got no furni
kid2: no please dont leave i need u :(
Habbo Hotel is retarded.
by Penguins Kick Ass January 19, 2009
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