Hat Trick Hoes

Females who always fall for the same fuckery that is put on them but guys they should leave alone.

"I'm tired of these hat trick hoes man!"

by Papì Savvy July 19, 2017

hat rant

Letting your frustrations out by videotaping a rant wearing different novelty hats.

Barron Stringfellow coined the phrase “Hat Rant” during the 2020 Covid-19 Pandemic.

I was so frustrated with the situation, I had to do a hat rant!

by Mr. Ropeman July 21, 2020

hat trick

Having sex three times in one day with three different partners

I scored a hat trick...I fucked Eliza Brittney, and Suzi

by Joe Mama December 18, 2002

hat trick

A sexual practice in which a male inserts his penis into three different holes on a female's body during one sexual encounter. The most common example would be a male inserting his penis in a female's mouth, vagina, and anus; all during one singular sexual encounter.

After sex, she could feel a great sorness in her mouth, ass, and pussy; after all, her boy had just scored a hat trick!

by 314inda517 March 1, 2009

Hat-Shit

Taking 3 shits in one day.

A play on the popular sports reference hat-trick where a player scores three goals in a game.

3rd shit of the day, I JUST EARNED A HAT-SHIT!!! 💩💩💩

by dshawnjohn October 25, 2020

Hat Noi

You are doing the “remove the first and last letter of your name” challenge. You are Chat Noir.

Person 1:I love Hat Noi!
Person 2: It’s Chat Noir.

by •Random123• May 20, 2021

hat guy

a reoccurring character in the web comic xkcd. a self described classhole with an outstanding arrest record. always seen in a black top hat.

person 1: i poked holes in your ramen noodles and condoms.

person 2: Dude, stop fucking pretending to be hat guy!!! You are not a fucking Stick Figure.

by IIAOPSW March 14, 2009