A person who is addicted to mature/vintage/oldschool porn. That is porn of the saggy and grey pubed variety. Each man to his own, but when found on his/her computer they do nothing to cover it up, in fact telling the audience what picture is coming up next on the slideshow, he/she admits that is wrong and tries to blame the internet, but still knows exactly whats on there and still does not delete it.
The grannyrider term originates after Top Gun callsigns, when choosing who we each were in the movie, said granny porn lover, wanted to be Iceman, to which the reply was "Negative Grannyrider, the pattern is full", sypmtoms of being a grannyrider include smackeye, lack of friends and general abuse from the public.
There is no cure of Grannyrider, once dubbed a Grannyrider, that name will stick with them forever, the Grannyrider will lose all other nicknames as this one takes priority.
The grannyrider term originates after Top Gun callsigns, when choosing who we each were in the movie, said granny porn lover, wanted to be Iceman, to which the reply was "Negative Grannyrider, the pattern is full", sypmtoms of being a grannyrider include smackeye, lack of friends and general abuse from the public.
There is no cure of Grannyrider, once dubbed a Grannyrider, that name will stick with them forever, the Grannyrider will lose all other nicknames as this one takes priority.
Ross:"I am Iceman"
Lou:"Negative Grannyrider, the pattern is full"
"Grannyrider are you looking at your contraversial porn again?"
That kid looks like he's got a touch of smackeye, bet me he is a Grannyrider and buzzes off old school porn.
Lou:"Negative Grannyrider, the pattern is full"
"Grannyrider are you looking at your contraversial porn again?"
That kid looks like he's got a touch of smackeye, bet me he is a Grannyrider and buzzes off old school porn.
by BigRev November 29, 2006
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1. old ball sack (dirty one)
2. old bag (as in old person)
3. a new brand of bin bags specially made for old people (if parents or an elderly person asks)
4. also you can go granny sacking which is getting a beanbag or your ball sack and slapping people in the face with it
5. getting out your old ball sack (dirty one again) when people are taking photos so they have unwanted memories of your old balls :p
1. old ball sack (dirty one)
2. old bag (as in old person)
3. a new brand of bin bags specially made for old people (if parents or an elderly person asks)
4. also you can go granny sacking which is getting a beanbag or your ball sack and slapping people in the face with it
5. getting out your old ball sack (dirty one again) when people are taking photos so they have unwanted memories of your old balls :p
i'll do an example for each one
1. john mccririck is a granny sack
2. john mccririck is a granny sack that picks his nose
3. john mccririck just bought some granny sacks for the bins
4.OMG john mccrirck is granny sacking in manchester and he's being arrested ... yeey
5. posh spice looked through her holiday pics from spain and saw that john mccririck was granny sacking in the background
1. john mccririck is a granny sack
2. john mccririck is a granny sack that picks his nose
3. john mccririck just bought some granny sacks for the bins
4.OMG john mccrirck is granny sacking in manchester and he's being arrested ... yeey
5. posh spice looked through her holiday pics from spain and saw that john mccririck was granny sacking in the background
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I want to bang the granny out of you, or I can't wait to bang the granny right out of you, you look bloody hot.
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