off the goop

A pharse to say as an irrational reason/excuse as to why you´re brutally assaulting someone

incel: WTF!!! STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A METAL PAN!!! HELP!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!
me: ur off the goop bro

by bigbroefoje May 26, 2023

Gooping

Ejaculating and urinating at the same time whilst clenching

I like gooping routinely on Sunday afternoons

by DubberRucky February 22, 2025

Doopy goops

The real word for the seal (animal)

I love the cute doopy goops on the beach

by Truth-teller-10000 June 11, 2022

Goop

The act of ejaculating enough to the point of the semen's solidification

I gooped in a jar with Davin's face i it

by gooperrepublic January 4, 2024

Goop Goblins

(noun)

Fun-loving, hard-working individuals who are obsessed with goop, believing it to be the key to happiness, success, and making the world go round. Goop Goblins are known for their relentless hustle and quirky charm, always chanting their mantra: "Seek the goop, trust the goblin."

"Why’s Jared working three side hustles and still having the time of his life?"
"Bro, he's like one of those Goop Goblins. Goop makes the world go round."

"Ever since I started chasing the goop like a true Goop Goblin, my life’s been nothing but good vibes and cash flow."

by Cineteria January 22, 2025

Goop it up

When you give her a huge cream-pie and it’s so much cum the lips stick together.

I haven’t cum for a month, I’m going to goop it up the next time I fuck.

by The Ünit January 31, 2024

Goop n scoop

The process of adding an exxxtra load of nutt to your peanut butter to obtain the maximum amount of protein for your gainz

Non-gooper: Woah, James has really been looking huge recently!! He must be on gear

Pro-gooper: nah man, he's been scooping goop!

Non-gooper: ah, I see. The old goop n scoop

by Goop enthusiest June 2, 2022