goon

Someone super goofy and cray; always doing silly things like climbing trees or painting themselves

"Do you see Nate over there with shades, shorts, and no shoes??"
"He's crazy! It's like forty degrees and cloudy!"
"He's such a goon!"

by ManagerSTATE October 10, 2012

Goon

An abbreviation of “Rangoon.” A crispy dumpling appetizer dish served in American-Chinese and Thai restaurants. Goons are commonly filled with crab meat and served as “Crab Rangoons.”

Let’s order Chinese take-out tonight. Don’t forget the goons!

by Alatt December 16, 2017

gooning

Gooning is a state into which one gets when one is highly aroused. Gooning typically describes male behaviour rather than female. The term gooning and to goon is typically done by fags or subs or those typically seen as having a more submissive approach to their sexuality. Gooning is very often associated with the faglife style or sub lifestyle. Articles like "What is gooning" on websites like FagLife.com make a great attempt to fully describe what gooning is and how it should be done.

that boi is gooning so hard for those tits and that cock

by ChillyBob March 23, 2023

goon

Unsociable or very quiet person or an ugly muppet who does ur head in!

That Scott Barton is such a goon!!!

by Carrie September 3, 2004

Gooned

1. to get beaten, pushed, or pwned by a Goon or member of a Goon Squad

2. to have slept with a Goon or member of a Goon Squad

1. that motherfucker got verbally gooned!
2. that chick totally got gooned last night.

by 0000000000001 February 16, 2009

gooning

The act of being a goon. Also, pertaining to being a complete and utter goof and dweeb.

Stop gooning around and get to work!!!!

by C.G.A. June 1, 2010

gooned

to back down from ,to step back:to pussy out of doing something

dude u gooned out of goin in her pants u cornhole

by nick g April 28, 2005