Goldfish

A person that appears catfish but turns out to be real.

50 IQ Larry: "Is that Instagram model still catfishing you?" The Dragon: Nope she turned out to be a Goldfish.

by Vitamin Dragon December 26, 2022

GoldFish Memory Emo

When someone says something you don't understand. When you complain about things then don't know what the other person is trying to say.

"Ugh Haley and Chloe. I just can't with you GoldFish Memory emos" -oscar

by GOD AND MOSES November 6, 2017

Goldfish

A cute (but slightly fishy) pet.

I have a pet goldfish

by Goldswishy November 9, 2020

Goldfish syndrome

A condition that makes people easily lose memory

Omg do you have Goldfish syndrome or something you always forget things

by Dr phil 664 May 1, 2024

Goldfish

An extremely attractive person that is always smiling (a snack that smiles back). First used by twitter user thegayranger.

Person A: Have you seen Black Panther?
Person B: Hell yeah, Michael B. Jordan was looking like a goldfish in it.
Person A: A what?
Person B: A goldfish. A snack that smiles back.

by Michael B Jordan Stan February 28, 2018

Goldfish

The cheapest dirtiest fish there is.

Tom:Hey I have a dog, what's your pet?
Bill: I have a goldfish.
Tom:Eew that $.10 fish?

by andy36yr19 June 9, 2018

Goldfish Moment™

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking their really funny.

May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.

by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024