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Glooba

an expressive word, used to show excitement. Usually paired with a large smile and psychotic look. Used in place of Hooray, Yippee, or Hallelujah.
"Glooba! I got an A on my math test!"
by Paula's Lovers September 4, 2012
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gloatation device

An Item used to prevent gloating
-Dont play him hes a gloating idiot
-Yeah but check this trophy out that i won its a total gloatation device
by King zini January 15, 2008
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glooks

a gay way of men saying thank you to each other
yo bro glooks”
by nick apparently July 23, 2019
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gloit

A bag full of sperm - usually a waterballoon or condom.

Used as both an insult, and helpful descriptive term.
Poon: Man, that dude is such a Gloit!
Me: Yeah I know

Poon: Ah man! I just trod on a gloit
Me: Dirt - your trousers are messy
Poon: I'm gonna Xlap whoever put that there!
by Xlapmeister IV June 19, 2007
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GLOAT

by AntiNEPatriots January 20, 2019
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Glook

Used to show someone has a fat,veiny, massive penis the size of an elephants trunk
Steve:Yo Dante has a glook

Dante:*slaps Steven in the face with his glook sending him into a coma*
by Looktoyourright December 14, 2019
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glooch

A person who automatically assumes someone is fake, a douchebag, an asshole, a whore, or any other insult, for not liking them, going out with them, or some other egotistical reason.
A person is this especially when they say the person is any of the said insults.
A person is even moreso vulnerable to this term when the person under condemnation by the glooch has a legitimate reason to respond to their egotistical request.
Steve: He doesn't like her, and she wants to go out with him. So for some reason, she keeps calling him a fake douchebag who thinks he's higher than everyone else when he's just a kid like everyone else making use of what he has. She backs it up with every little mistake he's ever made, even when they're not related.
Bill: What a glooch; she apparently thinks her attitude will make up for the fact that she got denied - not because she's not good enough, but because he already has another girl.
by Bill Ghoener November 7, 2009
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