Gastroms

The quantifiable magnitude of fart repulsiveness which includes odor amplitude, and duration. This is measured on a scale of 1-10.

Deuce's fart was so bad! It had to be like 9.2 gastroms! I could have sworn he shat himself.

by Cango April 2, 2011

Gastonisize

To unfairly villainize or otherwise cast someone in a dark light.

To Gastonisize
Gastonisized
Gastonisizing

Heath chose not to share his TV with his roommate. His roommate got upset and immediately gastonisized him.

by Eekmin September 13, 2014

Gastimate

The mentally intricate and stresstospheric process of estimating how much gas there is still in the tank when there is no way to tell for certain because:

A. the fuel gauge does not work

B. it’s reached the point where the tank is so empty, it is pointless to look at the needle for any real information

C. Gastimating may also be resorted to when the gauge does work but there are no more funds for refilling the vehicle, thus the import of the Gastimate hinges in figuring out as closely as possible how far it may go / how long you may remain in a motor-engine transportable condition with the amount of fuel available. After said combustible liquid is used up, the prior means of transportation magically transforms into a simple sheltering mechanism, protecting against the elements but useless in other ways until gastoration occurs.

Gastimating properly is an essential survival talent or technique, particularly when driving at night through cities that do sleep and long stretches of empty roads.

"Your gastimate was incorrect, sorry to say. We're officially stranded in the middle of nowhere."

by madcopy April 7, 2015

gastopher columbus

A gastopher columbus is a pioneering fart that travels out of your underwear and to various regions of your body

Jeźzzzz Jamie I've never known a fart to travel so far. ..that's a real gastopher columbus

by annon honker June 13, 2017

Gastic

When it’s very cold outside and ur fart freezes inside your pants.

I think I just had a gastic fart!

by Jtown360 November 26, 2017

Gastafarian

Unfortunately this is not a replacement for religion but more of a life style for Real pressure smokers. This will be the next new trend in the pot smoking community , for those who are happy to be a weed smoker and want to show they are apart of the elite smokers.

I smoke so much weed you’d think I was a Rastafarian, guess ima Gastafarian smoking freely.

by Corri Gotti September 20, 2018

gastarbeiter

a person with temporary permission to work in another country, especially in Germany and Austria,
nowadays used to describw someone who migrated to Austria or Germany and works in a factory or owns a small business or shop

dude: what do you do?
dude 2: I'm a gastarbeiter in a factory in Austria

by Katalinaaam January 4, 2019