Glitter Lung

Contracting a upper respitory infection from inhaling various body accutrements slathered on strippers after visiting a strip club.

I woke up with a sore throat; I must have gotten glitter lung last night from Kristal at the club.

by niparpapjs January 15, 2006

Glitter Tits

One of the best attractions at Manville. Sometimes a stripper crazy cheerleader. An expert in "girly lady tricks."

Does that glitter tits need a ride?

by That Old Guy February 4, 2010

Glitterfaced

Adjective Describes an extremely intoxicated night at a gentlemen's club while indulging in multiple lap dances. The event is typically induced by pay days, bonuses and special events such as birthdays and bachelor parties, but not limited to these events. Over tipping and shiny mammary residue on ones face is an unfortunate side effect for those involved. Moreover, 9 out of 10 people suffering from Glitterfaced wake up with no money and ATM receipts for unaffordable amounts.

It was pay day and Pete couldn't wait to go to the Silver Slipper Strip Club to get Glitterfaced.

While getting Glitterfaced, Pete motorboated $500 of his childs college fund away.

by kennypowers55 February 12, 2010

Glittery Pink Unicorn

While performing sexual intercourse, inside a girl's anus, you quickly jump onto her shoulders, place your genetalia on top of her cranium, and allow your sperm to evacuate your penis into the night sky.

#1.) so i was fuckin this bitch in the ass and before i was about to jizz i jumped all up on her shoulders and slapped my wang on her head and performed a flawless glittery pink unicorn. . .it felt reaall nice
#2.) My cunt mother was real upset when, while performing anal intercourse with her, i flew up onto her shoulder and performed a glittery pink unicorn with perfect form.
#3.) titties!

by usedQtip April 20, 2011

Glitter

A magical substance that shames any serious person found with it on. A perfect weapon to use on bosses who have just sacked you. Turns wampires into meyerpires.

"Dammit, Steve threw glitter on me and now I have to walk around looking like an idiot all day!"
"Harsh. That stuff doesn't come off, man."

by The Magnificent Mr. Crane December 22, 2009

ghetteaux

when something is low-class but intensely desirable.

he had so much icy bling, he so ghetteaux

by MPG May 4, 2004

ghetteau

Word used to describe something that is bad, crappy or just generally low-quality. The estute reader will notice that it is just a French-ed up version of "ghetto" used to make something sub-par sound better than it actually is.

Yeah, our apartment may be really ghetteau, but we love it anyway.

by OSU Kyle July 23, 2008