ghetteau 

Word used to describe something that is bad, crappy or just generally low-quality. The estute reader will notice that it is just a French-ed up version of "ghetto" used to make something sub-par sound better than it actually is.

Yeah, our apartment may be really ghetteau, but we love it anyway.

ghetteau by OSU Kyle July 23, 2008

Ghetteau 

Angel delight and smarties

A ghetteau, a ghetto gateau

Ghetteau by ssff1987 December 24, 2009

ghettaux 

Anything or anyone that tries (and ultimately fails) to become "ghetto," or street-hardened and lower class.

Person 1: Look at that guy with his saggy pants, he's so ghetto.

Person 2: No, he's ghettaux. His parents make upwards of $100,000 a year and he just wants to pretend he comes from a poor neighborhood.

ghettaux by AP in the BG January 3, 2010

ghetteaux 

A step above ghetto. Ghetto with an ounce of class.

"I didn't know Italy was a poorer part of Europe until I got here. I'm so ready to leave this ghetteaux country."

ghetteaux by gretchenwieners69 December 22, 2018

Ghetteaux 

Adj.: When upper-middle class white kids from the suburbs pretend they're hardcore gangsta.

That Kayne West shirt dude just bought at the mall with his parent's money makes him look so ghetteaux.

Ghetteaux by IWasPromKing April 17, 2006

ghetteaux 

when something is low-class but intensely desirable.

he had so much icy bling, he so ghetteaux

ghetteaux by MPG May 4, 2004

ghetteaux 

the "classy" way to be ghetto.

the snooki way to be ghetto.

"Damn, that girl's shirt is ghetto."
"No, it's a juicy couture shirt. It's ghetteaux."

ghetteaux by steff09 April 5, 2010