garnsied

-Acting in a manner without the consideration of others.

-Being forced to deal with someone taking forever to perform various acts.

-You guys didn't wait for me to go to lunch, you totally garnsied me.

-Ok, shut up. Your story has garnsied me.

by skuzme210 June 7, 2011

Garner Mode

When a person is feeling extremely upset after a break up or bad rejection, he or she is in "Garner Mode"

"Man that girl I've been talking to left me for no reason, the same day I kissed her."
"Sounds like you're in Garner Mode."

by Mixmastermike September 1, 2013

garnished dish

Not an obscure sex term.

"He referred to a garnished dish and actually meant a garnished dish! I was shocked"

by J.PthinknhesaG November 13, 2015

garner pool

To manipulate external factors so as to virtually ensure one's own wager takes the grand prize.

AKA: pool pot, call the question, Koch-lloquialism.

That mofo been a thorn in my side and his boy pissin me off now too! Imma Garner Pool on his ass.

by BlackbirdD71-SRT-BigD/SOARs August 18, 2016

Garnoed

To lure someone into your advances

Aly got Garnoed

by Garnoed June 3, 2016

garnaut

big strong, brolic, sweaty, African American fella. Great with the ladies, better with the men. Has a minimum 10 inch cock.

Karen: "have you met a Garnaut?"
John: "No, why?"
Karen: *smiles* "c'mon I'll introduce you."

by Arthur Brimsby May 7, 2018

garninated

garninated is a way to say that someone was backstabbed with them knowing that they were about to be backstabbed.

"I have some bad news: Adam was garninated last night."

by seizurebutton August 20, 2018