Sloppy Gandhi

When ya girl doesn’t eat for three weeks and her first meal is your nut.

Finally let the upstairs girl give me some sloppy Gandhi. Man was she hungry.

by Tedmburke March 20, 2021

Cup n' Gandoid

Something that beyond bad and just plain sucks.

This damn practice is so cup n' gandoid i just want to get out and leave.

by Cup-Shot December 16, 2004

gandhi

Mohandas Karamchamd Gandhi. Indian Lawyer, Politician,Pacifist that Give India Freedom without killing anyone (for war-lover ¨poltician¨, please see george bush ).
He is also famous for his active practice of non-violent protests, that included fasting. Martin Luther King Jr. and Nelson Mandela Were both inspired by him.
Gandhi also fought against castes-in india the lowest cast wasn´t able to drink water from a fountain, neither eat fresh food, not even TOUCHING an aryan(indian´s ¨superior¨ caste)`s shadow.
He was shot by a indian-muslim separatism fanatical.His last words were ¨he Ram¨(dear god.
Sadly, a weapon-killing-war loving people who adore guns,(and happen to be associated) started a gandhi-is-nazi campaign, as it was seen on the show of two im-larger-than-life pseudointellectual magician wannabes

Of course this is total bullshit, but well...haters will exist as long as ingnorance exist.

Einstein(quote): in the future nobody will believe such a saint man ever lived.

Gandhi(quote): I do not believe god is truth, the TRUTH is God

by Leonardino November 8, 2006

a Gandalf

A Gandalf is the act of an old man tickling someones balls with his long old grey beard.

'My balls are itching'

'why don't you go and ask that old todger over there to give you a Gandalf'

by Felixg123 September 26, 2009

Gandalf

1. A wizard from J.R.R. Tolkien's magnificent legendarium.

2. A pipe (used for tobacco or marijuana, but usually marijuana) which is shaped like the pipe that Gandalf smokes out of in Peter Jackson's film adaptation of The Lord of the Rings.

This type of pipe has a normal, rounded bowl attached to a very long, thin stem.

When smoked, the bowl is held in front of the torso, somewhere between the nipples and the bellybutton, depending on the length of the stem. Longer stems are more desirable.

1. Gandalf is smoking some pipe-weed.

2. I am using a Gandalf to smoke some pipe-weed of my own.

by brifranc1421419 June 10, 2010

Gandhi Cock

An Indian man who makes a woman forget all other lovers because of his ability in bed

Once Mary had a Gandhi Cock she can never be with another man

by Rich Devlin September 15, 2007

Gandhi Juice

Orange Juice.

What Gandhi drank to break his fasts.

Man, I haven't eaten in two days! Can you get me some Gandhi Juice?

by Put the C in CAGS April 6, 2011