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Cock Fraud

A man who lies about the size of his penis.
“I’m packing a 17 incher in my pants

“No you are not Tom, you fucking Cock Fraud”
by Joku Bateman April 19, 2022
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Fraud (Occupational)

When subordinate employees realize the new supervisor has no idea how to do anything that were requirements for the job, including basic computer skills.
Fraud (Occupational)
● Won’t ask appointed trainer or internal staff for help so their lie is kept secret.

● Takes risks doing complicated work without instruction, messing up systems & reports.
● When they realize the Subordinate is on to them, they start discrediting them & making fraudlent claims against them before others become aware of their lies.
● Treats other subordinate like a best friend so they have an ally.

EXAMPLE: Subordinate training their new Supervisor who claims 25 years experience in the field:

Sub: Open that program again
Sup: Where is it, I don’t see it, where did it go?
Sub: It’s saved to your taskbar you should see it on there
Sup: Taskbar? I don’t see anything, where’s the taskbar?
Sub: It’s at the bottom of your screen
Sup: ...This?
Sub: Yes. That’s a taskbar
Sup: Click on the picture?
Sub: Yes, on the icon
Sup: (clicks on icon doesn't release button until told it's okay too.)
Sup: I’ve never used this type of system before
Sub: You’ve never worked on a computer with Windows?

Sup: No.

*(Subordinate to Hiring Manager):
Sub: I think the new supervisor is a fraud. They don’t even have basic computer skills (gives examples)
Man: This is concerning. I was told they knew the job well and would start performing duties quickly. Let me know if you find out more

*Fraudulent Supervisor puts the only employee that knows the processes & procedures of the job, on a PIP & gaslights them at every HR meeting thereafter.
by The Appointed Trainer February 13, 2025
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Fraud

That team acted like they were the best team all year but when it came down to the postseason they proved to be a fraud and couldn’t win when it mattered.
by mtnburner May 18, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seven plus seven plus seven is what gets processed the most...fraud.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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Fraud

A what should be former ukrainian heavyweight champion who gets hit with a perfect body shot but pretends it's low to avoid losing his titles.
Ouch! I got hit with a body shot but being the fraud I am I'll pretended it was low and milk it like I did against Beterbiev, AJ
by Ukrainian Privilege August 28, 2023
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The Cowboys haven't been to the Super Bowl since 1996, which makes them a fraud.
by tob_bob January 22, 2023
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