FOFL

Noun:

Fattie On Foot Long

Said when at a sub shop and a fat person orders a foot long sub sandwhich.

(at Subway)

Dustin: FOFL!

Chris: FOFL?

Dustin: Fattie on foot long!

by Oprahlove May 15, 2009

fofa

FOFA is short for 'festival of fucking around'. Is used when there is excessive stupidity around relatively simple tasks resulting more responsible parties having to wait for the idiots in the room to settle down.

Bob - I thought that you and the missus were going grocery shopping?
Jim - We were but first she could not find her keys, then she spilled coffee on her blouse and then the dog ran away...
Bob - Sounds like a non-stop festival of fucking around.
Jim - Pure FOFA, 24/7.

by jfburke619 May 29, 2016

fofo

1. Short for father-fucker... I believed I had one of these all through my childhood... I was probably right. Unbelieveably strict and bitchy person... you don't want to live with one.
2. Mother (or anyone else who fucks father constantly)

'You fofo!'
'Yep, my mom's a real fofo. Condoms are always on her grocery list.'

by Anonymous Weirdo July 24, 2004

Foff

first officer

F. Off. Kennedy

by Starkeisha October 25, 2003

fofw

An acronym for Finger Of Fudge Willard.
A guy who has tried his heart out to chat up a girl and get into her knickers for a shag but all he gets for his efforts is a "finger of fudge."

He tried his best to screw her but all he ended up with at the end of the evening was a finger of fudge.

by slssfw April 29, 2005

Foff

1 To "foff" is to make a physical fuss of something furry, such as a cat. Can also be used in context to your partner or lover. 2 Foffly: Describes something that you would like to foff. 3 Foffle: Affectionate term for a partner or lover.

1 As in, "I gave the cat a good foffling," or "I need a good foff." 2 As in, "Your dog is really foffly!" 3 As in, "Hey foffle! come and give me a good foffing!"

by Dave Bonner December 12, 2008

Fofo

A nick name for the foreskin found around the head of an uncircumcised penis. Often used around younger children or people embarrassed to say foreskin. Common usage among Americanized Hispanic, Asian and Mixed race children.

Mommy, Why do I have a Fofo and daddy doesn't?? Or You have to pull back the Fofo to clean around the head.

by CSpotRn August 6, 2010