Someone who is not actually lazy, but someone who never empties the bin, never refills the toilet roll , never buys the milk, never cleans the van, never does day to day functional tasks
That sales guy in the office gets great sales figures, but there is no tea bags again, he is so functionally lazy
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the inability to function as a human being for any reason, especially on a day where you need to do school or work
by The Professional Dumbass April 7, 2022
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Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...
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Bran: “It’s a flunt!”
Chan: “a flunt?? 😂😂”
Bran: “Lmfaoo yea a flat blunt!”
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by Ry(ﾉ≧∇≦)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻ July 15, 2023
Get the functionn't mug.Short for "Fluctuating Light". A term coined by Reki Kawahara. According to Quantum Brain Theory, this is human consciousness.
If we look inside the microtubules in the human brain, there is light inside them. Fluctuation of photons. The light is the human 'soul'. Fluctlight.
An artificial fluctlight is an AI that has consciousness and works just like the human brain. it is stored inside the LightCube, which is a small quantum computer.
If we look inside the microtubules in the human brain, there is light inside them. Fluctuation of photons. The light is the human 'soul'. Fluctlight.
An artificial fluctlight is an AI that has consciousness and works just like the human brain. it is stored inside the LightCube, which is a small quantum computer.
- I think his fluctlight crashed. He couldn't decide whether to break the Taboo Index or die.
- When the Americans attacked our base, Kirigaya's fluctlight was left damaged.
- She wanted to overwrite the little girl's fluctlight with her data.
- When the Americans attacked our base, Kirigaya's fluctlight was left damaged.
- She wanted to overwrite the little girl's fluctlight with her data.
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