Florida Alligator

When a blowjob is given underwater and the person who is getting the blowjob gets their penis bitten off.

Woah dude you got a Florida Alligator, damn that must have hurt.

by nuttery April 19, 2018

Florida Cheerful

Someone who lives in Florida and pretends nothing cynical happens, always looking for positive news when in Michigan someone was pulling a Betty Crocker crime as in she was making brownies with Exlax. You will known the screen names of those when you see them. Don't let them hear you say the term to their face because they know they're being insulted to the core. This one goes back to back with Florida Baptism as you see them come up together.

What is this? Okay those who expect everyone go around not swearing, speaking of taboos or disowning material that's their most well known -- expecting them to use the word 'dropsies' well sorry that's not me. Those who are the Florida Cheerful you will know it when you see it -- mention The Cabbie Homicide around them or read "Yest Ye Become One" around them and see what happens.

by illinoishorrorman December 30, 2018

Florida toothbrush

When someone brushes their teeth and spits it on a penis and then gives them a blowjob.

Oh man, I want to give you a Florida toothbrush.

by TurkeyBaster69 May 2, 2021

Goodland Florida

Goodland is a small drinking village with a fishing problem. It is located in the depths of the Florida Everglades. Marco Island is located a bout a mile away, and Marco residents go to Goodland to get hammered at Stan's Bar or to buy meth.

"Hey I'm running out of meth and need to replace my MAGA hat! What do I do?"

"Have no fear lets just go to Goodland Florida!"

by dbetten7 December 24, 2020

Florida Pizzaroll

When you put pizza rolls in a girls ass and eat them out.

Stephanie took the Florida Pizzaroll like a champ

by 420pizzarolleater69 November 4, 2016

florida sprinkler

The sexual act of filling any hole of a human with orange juice before inserting either a dick or strap-on and thrusting so that orange juice splashes everywhere resembling a garden sprinkler or fire sprinkler.

She finally let me give her the florida sprinkler.

by modrtow March 14, 2016

florida bath

1. swimming in the pool instead of taking a shower and considering this bathing
2. used as an excuse for not taking a bath/shower, because you had a chlorinated water encounter in the last 24 hours

Husband: "Honey, do we need to give the kids a bath tonight?"
Wife: "No, they had a Florida bath today at the neighborhood pool."

by Kevin Haas January 9, 2009