Academic Flex

(n.) 1. A flex that a smartass uses to show off their intelligence on a test.

(v.) 2. When you give your teacher an assignment that could've been finished in 2 class periods but is finished in one class period or less.

(1.) Michael: Damn, Gabe's got a 100 every subject, true academic flex of the century.

Samuel: I know right, that's pretty fucking amazing.
(2.) Lydia: Why the fuck is Stacey sleeping?

Hailey: I don't know why.

*Teacher lightly taps Stacey's Shoulder*

Stacey: yeah...

Teacher: Is your assignment finished?

Stacey: um...yeah

*Stacey hands it in*

Lydia: How the fuck?

Hailey: That's an academic flex that can't be disputed.

by Smart4Life December 10, 2018

deus flex machina

A term to be used whenever flex tape can be used to fix something unusual in a particular situation.

Your boat broke in half?
You fixed it only using flex tape?
"deus flex machina"

by Rogue_Baron February 26, 2019

Double Flexative

When two people try to flex on eachother, they get cancelled out.

“Yo, I got AirPods”
“I’ve got a Rolex”
“Looks like we’ve got a double flexative”

by Wobbly wagon wheels July 8, 2019

Fico Flexing

The mentioning of your credit score as a means to impress another person.

He's fico flexing on her.

by wsm bdv August 13, 2019

cyber flexer

A lonely wannabe hacker with no friends who keeps talking about using an obscure linux distro, thinkpads, fos software thinking he's really cool

"Why does Josh keep talking about linux, its driving me mad!"

"He seriously needs to stop being a cyber flexer"

by 9ay August 18, 2020

to do the flex

if some one has an important meeting ( e.g. with his/her boss), but doesn't show up, because he wasn't prepared)

Mr. Miller had to hand in his financereports, but he didn't have them finished jet, so he had to do the flex.

by pilz.m.s January 27, 2011

gay for the flex

An individual who is gay for the flex is just someone who is trying to get the attention that they crave by engaging in homosexual acts, whether it be male or female.

person 1: Yo Alondra just posted a video of her kissing another girl, is she lesbian?

person 2: No she's gay for the flex, she's just doing it for attention

by kim jong big bong December 22, 2019