butt feaster

a person who lives and feasts off of butts

my friend frank that lives down the street is a butt feaster

by jew tits magoo November 19, 2006

twelve o'clock flasher

tech support term
will never be able to fix the problem on the computer
a person who will never and should never be let near a computer.

We've got a twelve o'clock flasher

by Pony Boy September 10, 2003

flusterfucked

A feeling that is amazing and awesome that is caused by haing a severe crush on a girl.

When ever I am around Niki Taylor I get all flusterfucked.

by Deputy Glock November 7, 2012

Flater

The name you give to your wife's boyfriend' son.

T-shirt: I am not Spoilt, my flater just loves me

by SmörgåsbordOfShlongs May 22, 2018

flusterated

Frustrated and flustered.

Figuring out this new program at work's got me all flusterated.

by clovergirlerin March 14, 2019

Felony Flashers

During police motor vehicle traffic stops, a guilty minded or actual felon driver may activate his/her flashing hazard lights, as seen through years of traffic stop statistics.

The suspect pulled over and turned on their felony flashers, alerting me to their possible illegal activity

by chiefwiggims August 9, 2009

Die faster food

Another term for fast food, because after you eat it for a long time it wall make you die from a heart attack,stroke ect.

I quit eating die faster food.

by Judge dreed7 April 30, 2011