Flashbanged

When you hook up with an ugly girl without ever having a good look at her face.

Man 1 "bro, why did you hook up with that chick she's dirty"
Man 2 "man, i got flashbanged"

by SoTrueeeeBro November 30, 2010

Cyber Flashing

Flashing ones private bits via picture message instead of flashing ones bits in person.

Brett Favre's favorite hobbies include football and cyber flashing.

by Paul Gennari October 22, 2010

flashing bone

masturbating, jacking off

"I was flashing bone to some porno the other night..."

"Man, I really need to flash some bone right now."

by Memous May 13, 2005

Flashtango

When a female takes off her pants and dances on a male with only panties.

Dude she just flastangoed on me
Want to flashtango?

by jillor April 20, 2012

flashbanged

when you get so drunk, high, or otherwise intoxicated that you can no longer see or understand what is going on. However, you are still able to get extremely lucky and sometimes score.

Dude, I was so flashbanged last night but I still scored with Emily.

by SammyDSAE March 30, 2011

Chocolate Flashback

This is when a transsexual prostitute really needs to take a dump and she squats by a tree in a prime touristic location (e.g. l'Arc de Triumphe in Paris) and unloads a monster shit whilst smiling and smoking a cigarette, and doesn’t wipe or wash her hands after.

Person 1: WTF???!!! (calls friend)

Person 2: (answers the phone) whats up champ?
Person 1: T-bone, look out the window, theres a real chocolate flashback taking place!!
Person 2: Scrumptious!!!

by Champ Perkins September 29, 2011

Flashing-lights Brake-dance

The result of a police officer pulling someone over for a traffic violation in Rhode Island. All the people in the state have to stop - not slow down, but fully stop - as they pass the vehicle that's been pulled over to see if it's someone they know. And thus, a single state trooper pulling over someone for speeding during rush hour can grind traffic on the interstate to a complete halt for more than fifteen minutes.

"My commute home should only take 20 minutes, but never takes less than an hour because of the Flashing-lights Brake-dance and the fact that people forget where the fuck Route 4 is every afternoon."

by JustAnotherGuy March 8, 2010