Stage Five Clinger

1. A potential romantic and/or sexual interest who quickly reveals him or herself to be too forward and needy. A pursuit that one suddenly realizes one must at once stop pursuing because they have, in turn, become the pursued. Fatal attraction to the extreme, indicated, most often, by excessive communication across various media, simultaneously (texting, email, Facebook, Twitter, postal mail, showing up at your place of work and/or school, phoning you, until you finally reply, and often relentlessly even if/when you do).

2. Also, Stage 5 Clinger. Same meaning as above; a person to whom one is not mutually attracted, at least not near so intensely or desperately. A person who makes inordinate assumptions of commitment and intimacy when in reality there is absolutely none, since both parties have not logically had enough time to commit or get close, nor shall they due to the clinginess.

1. "Bro, the date last night with Cheryl bombed majorly--total Stage Five Clinger. Woke up this morning to 563 texts and the emails are still comin' in...wants me to meet her parents and be her 'first'...."

2. "Ugh. Stage 5 Clinger. 'Nuff said!"

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

five-0

The po po, the fuzz, the cops.
From the TV show Hawaii Five-0.

"Cheese it, Five-0"

by LeRoy January 12, 2004

Nine-to-Five

A regular job.

Hey, Hammer? How's that piece o' shit, slave-wage "nine-to-five" goin'?

by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003

Five Guys

Five Guys (short for Five Guys Famous Burgers and Fries) is a fast food chain that originated in the Washington D.C. Area. They serve mainly burgers, fries, grilled cheeses, and hot dogs. Five Guys' burgers and fries are probably the best hamburgers you will ever taste in your life time, or at least the best burgers for so cheap. Everything is freshly made. While you wait you can munch on some free peanuts. If anybody who is allergic to peanuts gets within a hundred yard radius of a Five Guys they would probably die. If you are near a Five Guys you are truely lucky. If you aren't don't fret there are about 87 right now along the East Coast and they are hoping to have over a 1000 of these burger haven's by the end of 2007.

Person 1: "Hey where were you?"
Person 2: "Uh....Five Guys"
:Person 2 Holds up a brown paper bag with grease stains:
Person 1: "Did you bring me any back?"
Person 2: "Oh woops I forgot, sorry"
:Person 1 strangles Person 2 and enjoys their much needed fix of Five Guys:

by K S September 2, 2006

Fail Five

When two people attempt to high five each other and the result is pathetic. In extreme cases, the high five is missed completely. Generally results in the two participants looking like complete idiots.

"Dude, look at John and Bill, they totally messed that high five up."

"hahaha fail five"

"What a couple of retards."

by samislegend January 3, 2009

Five-seveN

Designed as the sidearm to accompany the P90 PDW, the Five-seveN pistol by Fabrique Nationale uses the same 5.7 x 28 mm cartridge as the P90. Despite the bulky nature of the ammo, the 20-round magazine can still be fitted into a comfortably-sized grip. The pistol itself was originally a striker-fired double-action only one, although the "tactical" version introduced a single-action mechanism. Operating by the traditional Browning breech-lock method, the Five-seveN has very little recoil for a combat pistol, rougly 2/3 of a gun of equal bulk in 9 mm Parabellum. With a muzzle velocity of 2100 ft/sec, the Five-seveN is just as capable of piercing armor as the P90. And the capitalization of the N in "seveN" is undoubtedly a marketing gimmick on the part of FN.

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

five second rule

This is a very complex law of physics. It states that if food (goldfish, for example) is dropped on the floor, it can be "safely" eaten within five seconds. The five second rule is very fun to apply when in...say...architectural drawing class, usually when Mr. Johnson leaves the room.

When other people are attempting to throw goldfish in your mouth, but miss and hit you smack diddley doo in the face, the five second rule applies as soon as it makes solid contact with the floor.

by drew s April 19, 2004