Filter failure

Utter lack of common sense to make intelligent decisions between options, when one of them is, by far, the best.

Client: "I want to know why I keep choosing the wrong guy to fall in love with... Is it that I am cursed?
Tarot Reader: "Let´s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."

Suit 1: "Man, I can´t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. It´s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
"

by rperazag May 31, 2010

filthy bitch

a ugly or filthy whore
a chick who gives it up easy (see slut)

you filthy bitch

by lomofo September 13, 2006

filthy erica

An act which consists of blood or a blood-like substance, oozing from the vaginal orifice and collecting upon a plug of cotton or other absorbent material which was formally inserted into said cavity. And this act, not necessarily requiring a person named Erica, to commence removing the blood saturated plug (tampon) and preceding to illustrate a clown's face on the face of a sexual partner.

That chick I was with last night was on her rag. While I was distracted, she came up from behind and gave me a filthy Erica.

Don't mess with that chic when she's on her rag. She likes to give filthy Ericas.

David: "Dude! I Dirty Sanchezed Amy last night!"
Daniel: "Man, sweet! Da bitch Filthy Erica-ed ME last week!"

by DIM 4 U September 17, 2007

Filter Tony

a word from German origin, originally used in a joke - now used to insult people commonly referred to as mentally retarded. The story behind is this: A desperate couple wants to have sex but has run out of condoms. Having thought about it again and again, they finally agree on using coffee filter paper instead. The woman gets pregnant and gives birth to a boy. Due to the filtering process within the sexual act, the boy when born is utterly dumb.

Hey man, you're a real Filter Tony.

by Ava April 11, 2005

Filthy Helga

Cousin to a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike the Dirty Sanchez, the poop is not on the female's upper lip, instead wipe it between her eyebrows like a unibrow *resembeling a oversized cockeyed russian nanny named helga*

damn last nite my girl got mad at me beacuase she wanted a filthy sanchez and instead i gave her my new move the filthy helga its when you rub the shit between her eyebrows lol

by big dick flores August 16, 2007

filly stirl

conjugated from the phrase "silly girl". a phrase used to describe a very silly girl or female in general. also a name used to describe Kia and Liane

yo that girl is foolish... what a filly stirl

by Beyenne June 6, 2007

filthy mitt

the act of sticking a entire hand in someones rectum with the thumb inserted in the vagina wearing the person like a mitt.

it's hard to find a girl who will let you give her a filthy mitt.

by kwil15 June 2, 2010