I AIN'T FIGGING

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.

To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 9, 2021

street waving fig

A possum headed raggamuffin located at either side of the road, usually trying to elicit sexual acts without success.

You fucking street waving fig. Get your thirsty tongue away from my ass hole.

by The street waver June 23, 2017

Hit the Fig

A Los Angeles specific term for wanting to go to Figueroa Street in South Central LA to solicit prostitutes.

"mira guey, I just got my construction paycheck. lets pick up an 8 ball and hit the fig!"

by ebkwgsp October 4, 2025

Fig lat

figure cfd lateral velocity profiles

Taking the lateral profiles of the simulation at various heights (Fig lat), it is observed that the mean vertical velocity profiles are similar.

"Hey dawg, check out this sweet fig lat! It's totally realistic and comparable to experimental results!"

"Yo someone get over here and verify this fig lat!"

by buttered fries April 22, 2019

Talking Fig

Something with lots of sexual experience

Person 1: I have sexual experience

Person 2: man you’re like a talking fig

by BasicallyATalkingFig June 23, 2022

Fig-Bignit

The best, the "Best of the best"

man1: yo did you see that niglit cross the border?

man2: yea man that shiz was da Fig-Bignit!

by J-dog wit tha Gong June 23, 2009

Fig

A weird purple ball with black slimy seeds inside. You can use it for whatever. and I mean whatever.

Person 1: omg look if that a fig?
Person 2: oh yeah it is!
Person 1: what are they used for?
Person 2: legit whatever!

by Spitsyfig November 20, 2021