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The Dirty Feldstein

When your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.
When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!
by Pfc. Snowball August 15, 2008
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sexual football field

this is like the bases but more in dept
10 yards is a kiss
20 yards is making out
30 yards is feeling up
40 yards is dry fucking
50 yards is fingering
60 yards is a handjob
70 yards is eating out
80 yards is head
90 yards is titty fucking
100 yards is full blown fucking or sealing the deal
a field goal is a quiky
2 point conversion is anal
an interseption is getting cock blocked
a fumble is u fucking up
a incomplete pass is u tried but got shut down
a rush is going in order
passing is skipping around the yards
dude i was with stacey and ull never beleive how far i went on the sexual football field last night and damn we went 80 yards then then 100 then i slipped it in her ass for a 2 point conversion
by lajsdhfll September 26, 2005
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if there's grass on the field play ball

If an underage girl has reached puberty, she may be considered appropriate for sexual activity. The reference to "grass on the field" is a metaphor for pubic hair, meaning that any girl who has reached sexual maturity, may be an appropriate sex partner.
by Laura Owen September 20, 2008
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Field Position

How close you are to scoring with a girl (used by football jocks)
Jock 1: you've been tackling Alex for weeks bro, whats your field position ?

Jock2: Im in the redzone man, next time we chill im filling the hole ferr suree
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
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field snatch

Vagina that's a bit rough due to not washing. Often paired with a mild odor. Common in camping scenarios or other conditions where access to cleaning options are unavailable.
by Fishy detective November 14, 2013
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kron Fielding

I guy with a giant penis and loves to fuck
by kron hoe May 29, 2012
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