farting spell

The length of time that a case of the farts last. Sometimes used as an expression.

That piece of shit drill you got from harbor freight won't last a farting spell!

by Woodpimp October 6, 2015

farming likes

To type something on a forum or comment section in an attempt to get a large amount of Likes.

You're just farming likes.

by frabrizio September 15, 2016

farting around a shit

Self exlanatory. Happens to the best of us

Hey ! Go to the bathroom. You've been farting around a shit all morning.

by Rob dog wolfe January 28, 2017

'Farting with confidence'

Expression. Refers to the moment in time when someone has 'turned a corner' in their recovery from having 'loose motions' or diarrhea. No longer do they have fear of #sharting (soiling pants from farting) and are now able to 'fart...with confidence'.

Q. Are you still sick with diarrhea?

A. Nope. I'm back, 'farting with confidence'!

by psdmccartney March 13, 2019

Blame-Farming

The task of assigning responsibility for resolving a problem which the assigner doesn't understand and has no idea how to resolve, with the intention of blaming an unsuspecting assignee or "blame hound" when the problem isn't resolved. Commonly found in corporate environments and governments.

That new manager is a real blame-farmer.
He must have majored in Blame-Farming!

by Scott Coombes July 5, 2006

Shrimp Farming

When a load is blown up some one's ass and another follows up by removing the load from said ass with a crazy straw.

I walked in on my gay room mate and he was shrimp farming a pud scout dressed as an indian.

by spooledbrat July 10, 2010

Shard farming

The act of digging in the carpet, usually by a tweaker, in search of small fragments of methamphetamine that were dropped. In most cases there is no methamphetamine found. A sure sign that this has occurred is nice, neat, little piles of trash several feet from one another on the carpet that have been raked up by the tweaker while on his or her conquest.

Carl, get out of the goddamn floor! Quit shard farming! You didn't drop any dope!

by Wurm82 November 30, 2018