fappetizer

The porn you skim when you're in the mood to fap, but have not yet decided on a particular kink or topic to exploit. The first course in your fap repetoir.

" I had me a nice fappetizer with big titted girls before settling on some BBW porn. " or '" I chose some bondage as a fappetizer but settled on stroking one out to Sasha Grey instead."

by mystical007_488 September 6, 2022

Fapitalism

An individual that jerks off about being a socialist whilst reaping the benefits of being a capitalist.

That Bernie Sanders sure is all about Fapitalism.

by anonymous July 19, 2023

Flappity Dink

When a male uses his hand to rebound slap his hard erect dick against his stomach, making a "thud" sound. This action can be performed to cat call / arouse nearby females

"we were laying in bed together when he started up with his flappity dink. I knew what I had to next"

by SIRTOPMHAT November 26, 2023

Fapping

Fapping is 2 words combined.

Yapping and Facting; When you are yapping but you are still spitting facts = fapping

*2 people in an argument*

person 1: How am I wrong? I'm legit fapping in your face!

person 2: I can't take all of this fapping you win...

by lismsosa December 6, 2023

Fapitalize

To maximize opportunity fapping and to take the chance to gain advantage from it; to capitalize on fapping.

Dude, that Carter guy is such a goon. He just found out what Erome was and is now starting to fapitalize on it.

by shashter March 20, 2025

Fappetite

One’s desire to fapp. Especially due to a lack of sexual stimulation or sexual frustration.

Dude, I’ve got quite a fappetite today. Can I use your bathroom?

by Chillegitimate brozie June 16, 2025

Fapital Debt

When a person has a stockpile of pornography they have yet to masturbate to.

John: I'm not going out tonight.
Stacey: Why not?
John: I've got too much fapital debt.

by virtual-fatality June 24, 2025