Fapping

jerking off and excersizing your hands

I had a pretty nice fapping session last night, I came all over my pillow.

by If tuft April 26, 2017

fackin smackin hat batch

A perfect girl 10 out of 10. aka FSHB
instead of fuckin smoking hot bitch the a's substitute for i's. theres a name for every type from 1-10. 7-10 is batch range. 5-6 botch range. 1-4 butch range.

Man that blondes with big tits is a FACKIN SMACKIN HAT BATCH!!!

by CHOWS July 1, 2007

Fakin

NY: to hype of provoke a situation, to make something more than it is

Watching P.Diddy on TV talking about his new artist, you turn to your friend
"Ah, he's fakin son"

by kpaul718 April 21, 2005

fakinidiodica

The process of having sex with a dirty dirty whore. See whore or STD

U just pulled a fukinidiotica

by Dabateed April 14, 2004

faping rast

when u cant talk and accidentally sound like a chronic masterbator

slurred speech masterbation talking and saying faping rast fast masterbater

by Mr, Horney April 6, 2015

faking an Easter egg

When a woman fakes an orgasm.

I think my girl was faking an Easter egg last night.

by Ice_bank_mice_elf May 14, 2015

Faking Normal

Usually used in the autistic community as an autist who passes as a neurotypical. The person "faking normal " may or may not know they are on the autism spectrum.

Thank God I know now why I'm so different. I've been faking normal all this time. Now I can just be myself.

by relief July 10, 2016