facetiometer

A device for measuring quantities of sarcasm in a piece of text.

H: I get the impression you're just being facetious.

M: Then you're facetiometer is broken because I'm dead serious.

by super_proper December 30, 2011

facetard

A name used in place of "Facebook" when the website exhibits one of its many glitches.

Rob is so happy to be receiving notifications about things he can't view on the pages of people who aren't his friends. Way to go, Facetard!

by TranceXplant March 5, 2009

FaceTable

FaceTable is a "social school" network utility designed for students to share their timetables online with friends

Jim: "Hey John, Have you signed up for facetable yet?"
John: "Whats that?"
Jim ":O"

by CASTU245463 April 4, 2011

fathet

A fat ass that handles empty trashbags.

Did you see that fathet over there?

by Yours truly Makaila. :) February 27, 2017

Faceturbation

Engaging in solitary, senseless time-wasting Facebook games and activities designed to keep you on Facebook as long as possible.

Bob has got to cut back on his Faceturbation -- he's been super-poking me for two weeks straight!

I've been faceturbating with Flower Gifts for six hours now!

by The Showquest August 18, 2009

FaceTime Rule

A form of communication through which iPhones are connected by a stream of live video as a way to talk to someone while also being able to see them. When this form of communication is used between a male and female who are in an intimate relationship, the female is required to reveal her breasts during the course of the conversation at least once.

Hannah and I were using FaceTime last night and she totally followed the FaceTime Rule - her boobs looked perfect!

by Stump17 July 7, 2015

fachewma

Girl who loves to parties she is not wanted to, hammered out of her mind. She loves to take 4 shots and says shes fucked. She also is fond of dick in her mouth (usually 3 or 4 a night) and loves to give out her blackbelt. Only the brave slay this dragon.

"Whoa man did you hear last night! some girl pulled a fachewma! "

" no waaaay man, that guys one brave dragon slayer"

by like that shit February 1, 2010