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facebook invasion

When the tabs in your internet browser slowly all turn to facebook. Invasion mostly likely to occur while procrastinating, facestalking, or at 2 in the morning.
Guy 1: Dude, where the hell did my sparknotes page go?
Guy 2: I don't know, man. What're your tabs now?
Guy 1: Shit... a facebook invasion...
by Dave Newton March 29, 2011
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facebook tripping

Happens when you develop a crush on someone from browsing their facebook profile or pictures.
Hey you gotta introduce me to that chick Jenny you know. I'm facebook tripping for her.
by Anonny McNonnerson October 22, 2008
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Facebook-GPS

A way for people to track you down and show up where you are at based on your status or posts on Facebook.
Sh*t! Why the hell did she show up here? I must have left my Facebook-GPS on!
by TvIsDeath June 10, 2009
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Facebook card

When you have a mass amount of people writing Happy Birthday messages on your Facebook wall.
"Hey, did you get Jessica anything for her birthday?"
"Oh shit! It's her birthday?! I'll just sign her Facebook card, along with everyone else."

"My birthday was crappy, but at least I had my Facebook card."
by yuudachi January 5, 2010
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facebook hangover

The act of waking up one morning and looking back at what you commented/liked on facebook the night before and saying What the Fuck?
Guy #1: "At what point last night was I talking to a girl that looks like the turtle from finding nemo on facebook?"

Guy #2: " Idk you must have had a facebook hangover."
by Mike CockCherry June 20, 2011
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Facebook Multitasking

The ability of some to change their facebook status, comment on someone else's status, like/dislike someone's status, add a photo, add to someone's wall, etc. on more than one electronic device at a time.
Dad: Where's your mom?

Tristan: She's on the computer, again. Changing her status or something.

Dad: I thought she was on her cell phone?

Tristan: She is...the computer, the cellular, her tablet. She's facebook multitasking.
by skyzza November 27, 2011
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Facebook Whoring

Posting numerous statuses and pictures on Facebook to feel satisfaction from the number of likes they receive.
Deb: Mary posted 10 statuses yesterday and 100 pictures from her wedding.

Leif: Wow, that's Facebook Whoring
by zzLGEND24zz April 9, 2013
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