Florida toothbrush

When someone brushes their teeth and spits it on a penis and then gives them a blowjob.

Oh man, I want to give you a Florida toothbrush.

by TurkeyBaster69 May 2, 2021

Goodland Florida

Goodland is a small drinking village with a fishing problem. It is located in the depths of the Florida Everglades. Marco Island is located a bout a mile away, and Marco residents go to Goodland to get hammered at Stan's Bar or to buy meth.

"Hey I'm running out of meth and need to replace my MAGA hat! What do I do?"

"Have no fear lets just go to Goodland Florida!"

by dbetten7 December 24, 2020

florida flood

When taking a dump and your pants are at you ankles and the person in the cubicle next to you pisses under the wall all over your trousers.

dude. what happened? your pants are all wet?
yeah, I was taking a shit and next thing someone florida flood-ed me. fucker.

by smasha314 August 31, 2017

florida sprinkler

The sexual act of filling any hole of a human with orange juice before inserting either a dick or strap-on and thrusting so that orange juice splashes everywhere resembling a garden sprinkler or fire sprinkler.

She finally let me give her the florida sprinkler.

by modrtow March 14, 2016

Florida Alligator

When a blowjob is given underwater and the person who is getting the blowjob gets their penis bitten off.

Woah dude you got a Florida Alligator, damn that must have hurt.

by nuttery April 19, 2018

florida bath

1. swimming in the pool instead of taking a shower and considering this bathing
2. used as an excuse for not taking a bath/shower, because you had a chlorinated water encounter in the last 24 hours

Husband: "Honey, do we need to give the kids a bath tonight?"
Wife: "No, they had a Florida bath today at the neighborhood pool."

by Kevin Haas January 9, 2009

Florida Foot

It's when a person, usually a woman or older person, uses his or her foot to kick open a car door. It happens mostly in SUV type cars where the person will have to step down.

Don't park next to Midred's spot unless you want a door ding. She uses the Florida Foot.

Oh here comes another Critical Masshole! Quick! Florida Foot!

by jsbsf October 13, 2007