fatal crapgasm

The involuntary function of the body (similar to shock) when the nervous system becomes overloaded to such a high degree the body interprets it as being a "death moment" and triggers all bodily functions that cause positive and relieving feelings.

Right at the moment Johnny was being ripped in half by the 2 trains, he shit himself, had an orgasm, sneezed, and fell asleep all at the same time. He had a fatal crapgasm to carry him on to his death as peacefully as possible

by the curse of priddy November 27, 2012

Fetal Ink Syndrome

F.I.S is an abbreviated term for Fetal Ink Syndrome. Fetal Ink Syndrome happens when a pregnant mother gets a tattoo while pregnant and the baby is born with a distinct black circle on the forehead, under developed or malformed cranium, and is destined to have a shitty future due to poor parenting skills by the mother.

That poor baby must have been born with Fetal Ink Syndrome.
That stripper's baby will be born with FIS.
Son, you must've been born with FIS, cuz you an idiot.

by Bubs76 October 31, 2017

fatal penis

when you stick your erect penis inside a bottle of beer, your micropenis will suddenly transform into a fatal penis, when you stick it inside women they die on impact, and you dont have to worry about child support cuz the bitch is dead

"C'mere bitch let me stick my fatal penis inside your asshole"

by the urban prophet August 31, 2020

shootin fetals

having unprotected relations with a pregnant milf, and dumping your load deep in the cookie jar.

I let John know that my alibi for missing the game last night was that I had been shootin fetals with a hot MILF from my yoga class.

by Sir Spanish Armada February 20, 2009

Fatality

A clan of runescapers who are all asian and who bow-down to elvemage. They own in f2p and own in p2p but sadly cant get laid.They fite in the pcl when they had it and they lost everytime. They all think their main is zezima and has 3-inchers.

FIbl00d:OMG! we just owned foe+mm with no food. Fatality FTW!
FIJosh: I'm gonna try to get laid tonight.
FIbl00d:LoL!!! gl
FIMax:lol!!
FISteve:Ya goodluck...LOL!

by Hookman2019 July 6, 2009

fatality

A sexual move that first involves a running start guiding ones penis into the anus of ones significant other. Thrust repeatedly into your partner until you are on the brink of ejaculation and then slip your penis into your partners mouth and before you cum, punch her in the nose, aka strawberry milkshake.

"Dude, I dont think that my girl appreciated that before the night was over i gave her the fatality"

by Tony May 13, 2005

Fetal Piss

The sexual act of having sex with a woman during the process of having an abortion induced by an RU486 pill. Right before the man ejaculates he smears the blood and baby bits on the face of the woman and proceeds the wash off the blood and fetus residue by urinating on the woman.

(1) I thought there were no new sex acts, but then when my girlfriend was aborting my child I found a way to combine incest, necrophilia, pedophilia, child abuse, paraphilia, felacio, and normal sex in to a new sex act called the fetal piss.

(2) The fetal piss is the new standard for degrading women.

(3) She's slut, she would probably do a fetal piss if she got knocked up.

by El Pup February 25, 2010