excuses are like assholes

everybody's got one

Excuses are like assholes, everybody's got one!

by cati May 21, 2004

excuserise

a concept used to explain why something will miss its deadline. Common in publishing.

Nathan's game review will be late because he's wasted time excuserising why it will be late, rather than finishing the assignment.

by Melanie September 26, 2004

Excuse Exchange

When two struggling artists who claim to be anti-corporate meet unexpectedly in a corporate environment where they clearly work. Suddenly a need to justify their presence arise and both make excuses to the fact.
Typical for musicians, artists, writers, actors, etc.

I ran into Jim in the lobby at work this morning. We had an excuse exchange since I told him I'm a professional musician. All he could talk about was how he was only at the gig part-time but his acting is "really taking off".... yeah right, just like my music career! Busted!

by Rudy Goetell August 3, 2007

Excited Texter

An avid and annoying texter that tends to use unnecessary exclamation marks at the end of every text.

Dude Ryan is such an annoying Excited Texter, not everything he says in a text needs to be in an exclamation.

by De Guat December 15, 2009

Excitement Pie

The word used to describe excitement before a music festival.

dude, i got glastonbury tomorrow. chowing down on some serious excitement pie

by superbadmanlion June 12, 2010

Excitement orgasm

When you're so excited, you practically have an orgasm.

Jim: WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWOO!

Bill: Jim, what the hell was that?

Jim: Sorry, I just had an excitement orgasm.

by hiimjess September 4, 2010

Enzo Excuses

Somebody who never seems to run out of excuses for why he can't complete any meaningful work.

"Last week, he said he couldn't finish that project because he was doing job interviews and this week he said he was too busy training the new hire. That guy's a regular Enzo Excuses."

by Scotty Ballgame March 8, 2012