Eugene has big goals and a small penis. He likes to bring machine guns to school and call it a social experiment. He really likes soy milk and everything bland.
He has no future in life. His mom hates him and his dad disappointed that his son is 47 years old and he is still a virgin and is still jerking off to pornhub. He is the type of guy to eat pizza all day while watching Anime and jerking off. He has no hygiene. Don't be an Eugene.
He has no future in life. His mom hates him and his dad disappointed that his son is 47 years old and he is still a virgin and is still jerking off to pornhub. He is the type of guy to eat pizza all day while watching Anime and jerking off. He has no hygiene. Don't be an Eugene.
Eugene quickly pulled his pants up when he realized that his dad was watching him jerk it to Justine Bieber.
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He is known as the punching bag of the class and is basically invisible to girls.
Eugenes are also easily recognizable for wearing a tucked in and buttoned up shirt, may be wearing a trench coat on top and a Fedora.
Is extremely addicted to porn and games, his K/D ratio hovers around .3
He is known as the punching bag of the class and is basically invisible to girls.
Eugenes are also easily recognizable for wearing a tucked in and buttoned up shirt, may be wearing a trench coat on top and a Fedora.
Is extremely addicted to porn and games, his K/D ratio hovers around .3
Guy 1: Yo, what is this guy doing?
Guy 2: When Eugene reaches into his bag, you know it's time to run!
*Eugene opens fire*
Guy 2: When Eugene reaches into his bag, you know it's time to run!
*Eugene opens fire*
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