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Eriktion

1. The biggest erection you have ever had.

2. your friend erik who is next to you currently has an erection
Max:Dude I have an Eriktion
Random Guy: Nice
by Wafflesssss December 27, 2008
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erection battle

Two post-pubescent males watch the same sexually stimulating act (eg. porn video, strip tease, pole dance) with sweat pants/gym shorts on. The male who gets a full erection first loses the battle.
Dude, I bet I can beat you in an erection battle!
by 3FWW November 1, 2010
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Trouser Erection

When one's trousers fold-up at the crotch, making it look like you have an erection
"Dude, put away the one-eyed trouser monster"
"It's not a boner! It's a trouser erection!"
by Leon Walker July 16, 2008
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Special education

I fucking hate "Special ed" Classes so much. Sure, it can help people with severe ADHD or autism or whatever, But for kids on the lighter side of the spectrum, It just seperates them from their peers, gets them bullied and teased, And just makes everything for easy for no reason!
I would slap my middle school Special education teacher so hard, She would wake up with severe ADHD, Autism and mental retardation.
by coolhandlehere69420 January 8, 2023
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education

Education is what the current UK government and its puppet-masters want only the children of the rich to have. Britain is in very real danger of ending up with an entire generation of uneducated underclass. The middle school I went to years ago was practically a borstal, where bullying went ignored, where teachers either blamed the victims or carried on smoking their cigarettes. The deputy headmaster was a stroppy, loud-mouthed oaf and the headmistress was a poisonous old witch who threw people out of assembly for not standing up quickly enough. People were reprimanded for being late, but I can remember being sent to see the deputy head who told me off (naughty boy, arriving late indeed, etc) and then arriving at class for registration to find out the teacher hadn't arrived yet. Said teacher was forever late, and we had to stand outside the building waiting for her to arrive to let us into class no matter what the weather was like. Once she turned up, tardy as ever, saying "you're late, class". In another school everyone was called to assambly once to be given a stern lecture about bad language. That had real moral authority, considering more than one teacher used the f-word in front of the class. I don't know quite what those schools are like by now. I shudder to think. I know of teachers who say how impossible to teach anyone. What with the 'rights without responsibility' culture which goes hand-in-hand with New Labour, no teacher is allowed to reprimand any bully or disruptive individual.

So I'm sure school teaches us. It teaches us that authority is a case of hypocrisy and double-standards, that the guilty are rewarded and the innocent made to feel they are worthless scum.

These days standards have fallen to the point where this country's education system is the laughing stock of the world. Once it was the envy of everyone. People with the money to do so all used to come to the UK to be educated in our universities. Now, thanks to a succession of useless governments, everyone in the UK with the money to do so goes abroad to university. Tony Bliar and his masters con the public into thinking the UK's children are educated by making exams so easy a 5-year-old can attain a dozen A-stars (despite calling for education to be down to the lowest denominator, New Labour ministers send their own children to expensive private schools). And only the rich can go to university. Anyone else will find themselves in debt for the rest of their natural lives.
"Here's a piece of education. This school was named after a lord mayor".
"Good grief. If he was alive today he'd sue the place for every penny. Fancy having your name associated with a dump like that".
by Stormsworder November 16, 2006
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Erection

Erection an Erection happens when you play with your dick for a loooong time in the bathroom with the show on so your parents don’t hear you.

Erection This type of erection happens when you see a HOT GIRL

Erection it happens when you (Henry) sees the boy in your class (Jasper) looking at you
Henry got the erection when he saw the picture of his grandma on facebook

Henry got the erection when he saw jasper he had to play with his dick so much he just wanted to bang jasper on the table right then and their
by Erection boy September 14, 2020
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Erection Bomber

When you're jacking off and an unexpected unexciting event comes by. Like a family member calling you, or your phone ringing, your boss or co-worker asking you WTF you are doing so long in the toilets. An erection bomber will ruin your erection, and therefore, your entire session.
-WHAT THE HELL are you doing in the toilets? It's been almost a half an hour dammit!

-F*CK YOU Bernard! You're such a fucking erection bomber!

- Well, it's not Bernard actually... And for the record, you're suspended asshole!

-Oh f*ck!
by Giftzwerg January 7, 2010
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