Heavy Duty Equipment

Heavy Duty Equipment has two meanings:

1. the actual equipment used on farms, in warehouses, factories etc. that requires special training to use. This type of equipment should not be used under the influence of drugs or alcohol as it is dangerous.

2. a subtle reference to a man's penis size. In this case, it is suggesting that the man's cock is ENORMOUS and may hurt the female while penetrating during sex. Unlike the first meaning, it can be used under the influence of drugs and alcohol and sometimes produces better results.

Hannah: So how was he?
Stephanie: Well let's say he has some heavy duty equipment that I couldn't handle. I need an ice pack for my vag.

by derkkkkkkkka May 25, 2011

Equilibrium

1) to have balance

2) the word most off my friends can say while we are completely shitfaced, but one of my friends can't say it even while completely sober.

"Say equilibrium." "FUCKING EQUILIBRIUM, I can say it, i just don't have it."

by Morbid November 17, 2003

equipment room

Room where there is equipment

Fagball coach Eric works in the equipment room.

by Band Wagon October 10, 2003

dos equis

1- A human being who carries two X-chromosomes; a woman

2- Slang: a homosexual male

3- A good Mexican beer (if 'good beer' and 'Mexican' were not an oxymoron)

1- I really like the boobies on that dos equis.

2- My friend likes Tommy, but she doesn't have a chance because he's totally dos equis.

3- Oh you have Dos Equis? I'll just have water, thanks.

by chadlebald January 12, 2005

Pickle Equilibrium

A condition in which all acting influences are canceled by others, resulting in a stable, balanced, or unchanging system on an edible product, such as a cucumber, that has been preserved and flavored in a solution of brine or vinegar in a Chick-fil-a chicken sandwich. The idea is that this stasis must be equal for the maximum flavor of the sandwich for eating pleasure.

Character #1 takes a Chic-fil-a chicken sandwich, opens the package, lifts the bun, evenly distributes the pickles, and enjoys meal.

by Shaken October 16, 2003

Standard Equipment

Each side starts out with the equipment that they normally and have been shown to consistently carry on them.

For example, Daredevil would have his billy-club, but Reed Richards would not have the Ultimate Nullifier.
In a scenario fight, the contestants in whose city/reality the fight takes place are allowed access to any material resources they usually have there or of any team they're active members of, as long as they can reasonably get to them. For example, in a scenario set in the DCU, Green Lantern would have access to equipment in the JLA Watchtower, but not the Titans headquarters.

by Unknow Man March 24, 2005

Nash Equilibrium

The act of a female flatulating during climax while receiving cunninlingus resulting in her partner being blown in the face by fart gas.

ohhh ooooo pffttttt... gross babe, I've just experienced Nash Equilibrium.

by FunkmasterBRO August 16, 2012