EMBE

A really really really hot guy that is in ffa

see that guy over there? yeah. well thats embe

by i forgot March 9, 2004

Ember

It's how an old man tries to seduce kids into having anal sex with him while sucking dog cock.

I remember when Mr. Watson tried to Ember me.

by WEEFITFAIL:3 December 20, 2010

embedded

Acronym for:

E mployees
M ust
B itch
E very
D amn
D ay
E nsuring
D ischord

Conceptually it is used to describe a component that is integrated into the core unit and consumes resources and power without being as functional or efficient as dedicated components. This is commonly seen with computers that have embedded graphics which can handle the most basic of tasks, but have to outsource serious graphics processing to a discreet video card. Applies to personnel and government oversight committees as well.

Bob and I are both contractors, but I am embedded and he isn't so he shouldn't have the same size TV as me.

by TheRealBoudreaux June 7, 2016

emberbate

Two men masturbating by rubbing their penises together much like trying to start a fire (ember-).

And the masterbation caused by it (-bate)

those two men just emberbated as if it would start a real fire.

by creative mind August 15, 2009

embezelment

Da crime of stealing da surround-frames from watches, clocks, mirrors, etc.

In the "Garish Summit" portion of the "Bob and Ray Show", the shady Caldwell Merchfield was indeed guilty of siphoning off millions from his family-owned lead-mining company. to pay for his massive gambling-debts. His spineless-but-much-more-honorable younger brother Rodney, however, did not stoop to such "low-down" activities --- when times got tough, he continued working at the company without wages, and even when he sold the offices' doors for 12 bucks apiece in order to settle the company's petty-cash account, he never actually committed embezelment, since he left the door-frames intact.

by QuacksO June 6, 2020

Emberlee

She is the best friend you could ever get. But if you turn your back on her she will get you back so hard that you will de-evolve back into a monkey. Do you want that? No, I don't think so. She probably rides the bus and is probably Bisexual. She is pretty but you wouldn't date her. And she either HATES anime or LOVES it with all her heart. Keep her as a friend because she will stay with you if you treat her well, and while also being her friend she will tell you all the drama that she has and it'll be fun.

some idiot: Ew, its Emberlee I'm gonna go tell a lie about emberlee
Emberlees friend: Shut up ugh
Friend two: You stupid rat lol
Emberlees gf: She is gonna kill you after I tell her
friend three: *kicks* LOL THAT WAS FUN ima go get her so she can do it too
Emberlee: So uh... what were you gonna say?
idiot: *slaps Emberlee*

Then somehow Emberlee gets in trouble bc nothing goes nher way

by uhmMONKE November 20, 2021

Emebet

A horrid troll from hell who berates and inseminates uncontrollably. She will turn your joy into eternal damnation with the toxic cock soaked wreckage that comes out of her gnarly throat.

Emebet: "says literally anything"

Humanity "dies painful death"

by Hidethesausage May 12, 2016