Elanus

A man using, gold bricking, whore of a woman who is completely faithless and lower than dogshit.

I married a complete Elanus.

by Chaucer had it coming March 15, 2010

flatus gasious emanatus rectus

Pseudo-scientific term for a fart.

Farter: Aaaah!

Fartee: Dude, what was that?

Farter: A simple case of flatus gasious emanatus rectus.

by Bombcat June 17, 2007

OH I THIUGJY YOU EMANG UOU DOING WNAY UY

No it's not dyslexic latin, moreover it translates to "Oh I thought you meant you don't want it."

It is a surrogate phrase for the latter, often used in shocking scenarios, be that a debate, an argument or in a moment of intense revelation.
Legend has it that it was coined in Rushden, Northamptonshire - although this was never officially verified

Person 1: OI, WHERE'S MY FOOD?!
Person 2: OH I THIUGJY YOU EMANG UOU DOING WNAY UY!
Person1: eh?

by BER - T January 15, 2021

Elan

Elan is a mild-mannered boy of about 15 years of age. He has long, awe-inspiring brown hair and a pronounced nose. He rocks my world.

Did you hear about Elan's awesome party next week?

by THE Elan June 7, 2004

eelan

A guy with a penis so small, it looks more like a vagina.

Guy: Doctor, I can't see my penis. All I see is a hole.
Doctor: Looks like you have an eelan.
HB

by Sakamoto Kirishima December 6, 2016

Elan

(v) To borrow without return, to steal, take, wang, jack.
(n) One who Elans.

Dude, I definitely bought milk yesterday. Where is it?

You-know-who prolly Elaned it.

by Tank0123456789 December 28, 2005

Emancipate

To punch someone hard in the face when asked to.

Jimmy, emancipate him! (Jimmy then punches the individual needing emancipation)

by Resnet Lincoln October 7, 2010