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Facebook

The ultimate symbol of America's out of control narcissism. Quite possibly the largest waste of time in existence.
Courtney's Facebook status indicates that she is waiting for work to be over.

You mean like 250 million other Americans? Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck.
by Patrick McClatchey February 15, 2009
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facebook invasion

When the tabs in your internet browser slowly all turn to facebook. Invasion mostly likely to occur while procrastinating, facestalking, or at 2 in the morning.
Guy 1: Dude, where the hell did my sparknotes page go?
Guy 2: I don't know, man. What're your tabs now?
Guy 1: Shit... a facebook invasion...
by Dave Newton March 29, 2011
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conspicuous facebooking

When someone does something on Facebook just to make a point, or have everyone else see it. Can be done by a status, or joining of a group. Usually not a direct comment or wall post.
Facebook news feed: Brain just became a fan of "Harvard Business School Class of 2014"

Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.

Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!

Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?
by WCvolv April 3, 2010
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Investigative Facebooking

A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"

B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."
by Ssstttuarrrrt January 16, 2011
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Selfish Facebooker

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on
Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !
by magic worder August 25, 2011
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facebook tripping

Happens when you develop a crush on someone from browsing their facebook profile or pictures.
Hey you gotta introduce me to that chick Jenny you know. I'm facebook tripping for her.
by Anonny McNonnerson October 22, 2008
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Facebook-GPS

A way for people to track you down and show up where you are at based on your status or posts on Facebook.
Sh*t! Why the hell did she show up here? I must have left my Facebook-GPS on!
by TvIsDeath June 10, 2009
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