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sweaty bollocks

Hello Geoffrey, why are your trousers damp, do you have sweaty bollocks?

- Yes indeed fine sir, I've been sweating my bollocks off watching Coronation Street
by Fartman69 September 19, 2013
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One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
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Bollocks

a language spoken extensively in the political arena
"that Tony Blair doesn't half talk bollocks"
by Article Bad Out May 14, 2003
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Bollocks

1 - Male Genitalia
2 - A word to express ones anger at something. Like shit, fuck or crap.
Oh bollocks! I caught my hand on some chicken wire!
by fiona Hillcox May 21, 2005
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Soppy Bollocks

1. a poof, a fag, someone who fails 2 stand up 4 themselves
2.Mark "dougie" Jones
3.One with droopy moist testicles
1)oi soppy bollocks, make ur mind up.
2)Mark jones has soppy bollocks
3)Jesus dude ur scrote is dripping, u must have a severe case of soppy bollocks
by Boogie Pimp September 28, 2004
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Dog's bollocks

This has been defined elsewhere, correctly, as British slang for "the best".

The interesting thing about its possible origin is that the word cynosure, meaning "something brilliant that attracts attention" derives from two Greek words, Kynos (meaning "dog's" or "of the dog") + oura (meaning "tail"). This meaning of "the dog's tail" was used at one time to refer to the constellation Ursa Minor, which is bright and attracts attention.

So: did some classically-versed wag originate the phrase?
"My new video card is the dog's bollocks"
by Mickjo September 24, 2012
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Bollocks

6: When something is broken. (Use as fucked).
6: His PC is totally bollocksed up!
by Piro RoadKill October 7, 2003
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