Bar Ear

1. Synonym for the cocktail party effect, wherein you cannot hear someone speaking audibly, because it is hard to focus on one voice when surrounded by other conversations.

Could you speak up? I have bar ear!

by barry b September 16, 2010

cell ear

a red and swollen ear on only one side of the head - from holding a stupid cell phone up to it all day long.

I had to start using my speakerphone because my cell ear got so bad.

by tanker177 January 27, 2011

ear burgers

ear burgers:

Balls of orange wax, commonly dug from one's ear (usually Casey) with a car key. "Burgers" is rooted from the latin word, "boogers."

Casey had a itch deep in his ear canal, but he relieved the discomfort through auditory probing with his jeep cherokee key and finally dug those ear burgers out.

by Buffalo Brian September 19, 2008

Ear Spouge

Is a very aromatic oily substance found at the ear crack which smells similar to toe jam.

ear spouge

by Lover Doll January 5, 2014

ear fart

When you put your hand on your ear and push it makes a fart

Makayla put her hand on my ear and I had a ear fart

by Harley skeen October 16, 2017

Ear Leverage

When you grab the ears of a catgirl and use her face as a fleshlight

“hey bro, is that your catgirl?”
“sure is”
“can i ear leverage her”
“sure man anything for my homie”

by sexsecsfun69 November 6, 2020

Ear Fly

That annoying ring in your ear when everything is dead silent.

Man, I crash after the concert last night and I had such an Ear Fly.

by Dranon Von Ryle September 8, 2011