drunk bed

a method of preparing your bed so that it is comfortable and easily accessible after a night of drinking. Usually includes clearing all the shit off it, folding back the covers and laying out your pjs

Girl at club: So pumped to go to sleep tonight. I have the perfect drunk bed to go home to.

by lamicmic January 8, 2010

Hemingway drunk

adj. When you spend a day marathon drinking, from noon or possibly even the morning until late into the evening stopping only to eat small meals.

Check out Billy, he's been drinking everything in sight since 11:00 AM. Whiskey, wine, beer you name it. He's not just getting drunk, he's getting Hemingway drunk!

by G.I. Nigel March 26, 2010

money drunk

A phrase describing the reality of folks who are so full of themselves due to their financial privilege that the distortion causes profound lapses in judgment.

My ultra-wealthy friend down in Texas has become money drunk, and therefore ultra-stupid about how he spends it; his most recent demonstration of this phenomenon was with his purchase of an exotic wild animal ranch he’s nicknamed “Big Nuggets Ranch!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2020

drunk owl

To be Drunk only in night time, when the sun's down.

"Hey bro what take a shot with your cereal"? "You know me man, I'm only a drunk owl".

by Blu3D3v1l October 20, 2019

dunlap drunk

Beyond wasted. So wasted, in fact, that you add syllables to words, lose your phone, hook up with random chicks in elevators, etc.

Person One - "Wow man I feel like shit today. Musta gotten white girl wasted last night."

Person Two - "White girl wasted?? Not even close bro. More like Dunlap drunk!"

by dailydump891 January 2, 2012

Pokemon Drunk

When you get so wasted you only have the ability to say your own name.

1: SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM!

2: What the fuck is wrong with Sam?

3: He's Pokemon drunk.

by still choking victim December 9, 2010

sushi drunk

one of the highest forms of satisfaction. such as getting drunk off wine or champagne is a very happy drunk, getting full off sushi is the happiest form of fullness.

"oh i feel so good right now after that crunchy roll"
"you must be at the peak of your sushi drunk"

by holymoleydood July 30, 2009